-Emmanuelle Chriqui - 36 (Sloan on "Entourage" . . . and the wife of Adrien Brody's character in "Cadillac Records". You might also know her as the chick Usher schtupps in "In the Mix" or as Adam Sandler's love interest in "You Don't Mess with the Zohan".)
-Meg White - 39 (drummer in the White Stripes.)
- -Summer Phoenix - 35 (River and Joaquin's sister. Casey A ffleck schtupps her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!
--Kenneth Branagh - 53 (Shakespeareanactor-director who was Gilderoy Lockhart, the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, in "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets".
Rod Blagojevich - 58 former governor - reality star..and now Jail house booty
Susan Dey - 61 ("L.A. Law" and "The Partridge Family"!!!--"Partridge Family" DAVID CASSIDY admitted that he did indeed schtupp his TV "sister" back in the day. -In his recent autobiography, David also said that people used to call him "Donk" . . . as in DONKEY .because he's so gifted, you know. (I actually sat in a hot tub with David cassidy in the 80"s..and its true)
Johnny Rodriguez - 62 (Acquitted murderer / country singer.)
Tommy Kirk - 72 ("Old Yeller") Disney star from the 60's
Michael Clarke Duncan would have been 55 ("The Green Mile", "Armageddon", "The Whole Nine Yards" and "Planet of the Apes". He also used to be a bodyguard for Will Smith and LL Cool J .and he was supposed to be Biggie's bodyguard the night Biggie was shot.)
1961 - 4-foot-7 spinner (slash) FORMER ISRAELI SNIPER (True!!!) . . . DR. RUTH . . . married one Fred Westheimer. They made the very naughty beast-with-two-backs until his death in 1997.
1963 - DONNY OSMOND debuted with the Osmonds on NBC's "Andy Williams Show".
1967 - OTIS REDDING had the biggest hit of his life . . . into Lake Monona, Wisconsin. It was a plane crash, Cletus. He died. Three days earlier, Otis Redding had recorded "(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay"; it became the biggest hit of his after-life. No, I'll see YOU in Hell!!!
1982 - "Airplane 2" was released.
1993 - "Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit" was released!!! This was the one with LAURYN HILL as a troubled, miseducated inner-city chick!!!
1993 - "Wayne's World 2" was released.
1995 - 450-pound Darren Robinson, THE HUMAN BEAT BOX of THE FAT BOYS, died unexpectedly at the age of 28.
2000 - , "DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?" was released!!!
2005 - Comic genius RICHARD PRYOR died of a heart attack. He was 65 years old.
2005 - GARTH BROOKS married TRISHA YEARWOOD at their Oklahoma home.
2007 NFL star Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison for bankrolling a dogfighting operation and killing dogs that underperformed.
2007 Cristina Fernandez was sworn in as Argentina's first elected female president.
2009 President Barack Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prize with a humble acknowledgment of his scant accomplishments and a robust defense of the U.S. at war.
2009 James Cameron's 3-D film epic "Avatar" had its world premiere in London.
WATCH THE VIDEO: you cannot tell me that Racism doesnt exist in the south.. What A fuckin Ignorant Moron!!!
A sheriff has refused to fly the U.S. flag at half-mast today in honor of Nelson Mandela because the late South African leader is 'not an American'.
Rick Clark, the sheriff in Pickens County, South Carolina, posted a message on Friday saying that he would ignore President Obama's executive order intended as a mark of respect to Mandela, a leader regarded globally as an inspiration for leading South Africa out of apartheid.
Sheriff Clark's Facebook message appears to have since been removed, but it read: 'Nelson Mandela did great things for his country and was a brave man but he was not an AMERICAN!!!'
A sheriff has refused to fly the U.S. flag at half-mast today in honor of Nelson Mandela because the late South African leader is 'not an American'. Rick Clark, the sheriff in Pickens County, South Carolina, posted a message on Friday saying that he would ignore President Obama's executive order intended as a mark of respect to Mandela, a leader regarded globally as an inspiration for leading South Africa out of apartheid. Sheriff Clark's Facebook message appears to have since been removed, but it read: 'Nelson Mandela did great things for his country and was a brave man but he was not an AMERICAN!!!' Read more:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY from one WITCH to another..
Simon Helberg, Actor ("The Big Bang Theory"), turns 36
FELICITY HUFFMAN - 51 (Lynette "" on "Desperate Housewives" . . . and a pre-op male-to-female TRANNY in "TransAmerica", which earned her an Oscar nomination. William H. Macy gets to schtupp her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!)
Kara DioGuardi - 43 (The former fired fourth judge on "American Idol".)
Mario Cantone, Comedian, turns 54
Donny Osmond - 56 one bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl
John Malkovich - 60 Plays the best villians
Michael Dorn - 61 (Lieutenant Commander Worf, the Klingon on "Star Trek: The Next Generation" . . . AND Officer Jebediah Turner on "CHiPs".)
Dick Butkus - 71 (Greatlinebacker AND greatKwik-Cook Grill spokesman EVER!!!)
--Beau Bridges - 72 (Jeff's brother. He was the base commander on "Stargate SG-1". He also played Carl Hickey . . . Earl's dad . . . on the defunct "My Name Is Earl".)
Dame Judi Dench - 79 (Class act actress also who's been James Bond's boss, M, in the last six films.)
Buck Henry, Actor, writer, turns 83
Dick Van Patten - 85 ("Eight Is Enough" star and unrepentant dog food Maker! Its the only thing my pooch eats.)
Kirk Douglas - 97 (Father of michael. he IS a legend)
Redd Foxx - (1922 - 1991) ("Sanford & Son" superstar who DID die of a heart attack.)
1843 - London merchant Sir Henry Cole realized he didn't have much time left to write Christmas letters to his friends, so he hired an artist and a printer to produce 300 identical Christmas greetings. --He thought the idea was so clever that he printed another 300 and sold them at his shop. However, many people thought THESE FIRST CHRISTMAS CARDS were offensive . . . because the artwork showed a festive holiday scene with people consuming ALCOHOL!!! The cards were denounced as "deliberately conceived to foster and promote the consumption of alcohol during the holiday season."
1907 - CHRISTMAS SEALS went on sale for the first time, at the Wilmington, Delaware, post office. Proceeds went to fight the tuberculosis.
1972 - ELTON JOHN released the classic single "Crocodile Rock".
1978 - JOHN BELUSHI and DAN AYKROYD recorded "Soul Man" and released it under the name THE BLUES BROTHERS.
1979 - College rivals EARVIN "MAGIC" JOHNSON and LARRY "LARRY" BIRD played in their first professional basketball game against each other. The Lakers beat the Celtics 123-105.
1992 - PRINCE CHARLES & PRINCESS DIANA announced their separation. Their divorce became final August 28th, 1996. Princess Di and International Playboy Dodi Fayed were killed in a car crash in Paris in August of 1997.
1994 - BILL CLINTON fired SURGEON GENERAL JOCELYN ELDERS . . . after hearing how she'd told a conference that whacka-whacka should be discussed in school as a part of human sexuality. Meanwhile back in the cubbyhole in the OVAL office...