I don't know about you, but every now and then I like to browse obscure medical journals from foreign countries. Why? Because once in a while, you'll come across a gem like THIS . . .
Jaswant Rai is a doctor in Meerut, India (--in the northern part of the country, just northeast of New Delhi).
Anyway, Dr. Rai recently had an unidentified 27-year-old female patient who had a runny nose, persistent cough and a fever for SIX MONTHS. She'd been on antibiotics . . . but nothing worked.
So Dr. Rai ran a few tests, before he finally stuck a camera down the woman's throat . . . and found a CONDOM LODGED IN HER LUNGS. (!!!)
Apparently, the woman had accidentally inhaled the prophylactic while giving oral favors . . . and she didn't even know it.