Mischa Barton - 25 ( young troubled star of "The O.C.")
TATYANA ALI!!! - 32 (played Ashley Banks on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air"!!! )
Ed Helms - 37 (Former correspondent on "The Daily Show" . . . now plays Andy on "The Office".)
Matthew Lillard - 41 (Shaggy in the "Scooby-Doo" movies. But I'll always remember him as Stu . . . one-half of the psychotic serial killing team in the original "Scream" flick
MARY LOU RETTON!!! - 43 ("AMERICA'S LITTLE BACKFLIPPN STAR"!!! She won the Gold . . . she won our hearts .and it's true, she'll make a brighter day . for you and me . . .)
Dalny - 43 (MATTRESS ACTRESS who's starred in 115 fine films, including . . . "Analtown USA", "Dr. Freckle and Mr. Jive", "Old Enough to Be My Mom", "White House Interns" AND "My Ass"!!!)
Keech Rainwater - 48 (Lonestar's drummer.)
Nastassja Kinski - 52 (Actress who likes her love interracially taboo. Quincy Jones used to schtuff her.)
YAKOV SMIRNOFF!!! - 60 (Russian genius. "What a Country!" In Soviet Russia, day births you!!!)
Aaron Neville - 70 (Giant Nubian who sings like an angelic Caucasian eunuch.)
NEIL DIAMOND!!! - 70 (one of my idols.) (His biggest smashes , "Sweet Caroline", "Holly Holly", "Cracklin' Rosie" and his smooth duet with Barbra Streisand, "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" . . . ALL certified Platinum.--remember the "The Jazz Singer" . . . check out Neil's acting chops in the underrated Jason Biggs comedy, "Saving Silverman".)
Ray Stevens - 72 ("The Streak" and "Ahab the Arab"my nephew, Michael Airington did a movie with him called GET SERIIOUS!!!)
ERNEST BORGNINE!!! - 94 ("McHale's Navy", "The Poseidon Adventure", "Escape from New York" . . . AND . . . co-star with The Great Jan-Michael Vincent on "AIRWOLF"says he has lived long cuz he mastrubates everyday!!!)
Warren Zevon - (1947 - 2003) (Singer-songwriter best known for "Werewolves of London"--Warren hadn't gone to the doctor in over 20 years. By the time they found his lung cancer, it was too late. As he told David Letterman, his fear of doctors was, quote, "one of those phobias that didn't pay off.")
John Belushi - (1949 - 1982) (Jim Belushi is the very much less talented brother. He died of a speed-ball overdose in Hollywood at the age of 33. IDIOT.)
Oral Roberts - Would have been 93 (1918 - 2009) (another Phony ass evangelist.)
1916 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that income tax was unconstitutional.
1957 - Elvis Presley recorded "Teddy Bear."
1962 - Brian Epstein signed with the Beatles as their manager and began to direct their image away from leather jackets. He led them toward a smarter stage presentation, with matching suits and bows to the audience.
1970 - It was announced that John Lennon and Yoko Ono had shaven their heads to commemorate the start of Year One for Peace.
1970 - James "Shep" Sheppard of the The Heartbeats and Shep and the Limelites, was found murdered in his car on the Long Island Expressway.
1982 - Diana Ross sang the U.S. national anthem at Super Bowl XVI.
1989 - James Brown was sentenced to 6 years in jail for drug and and assault charges.
1989 - Ted Bundy, the confessed serial killer, was put to death in Florida's electric chair for the 1978 kidnap-murder of 12-year-old Kimberly Leach.
1995 - The prosecution gave its opening statement at the O.J. Simpson murder trial.
2002 - The U.S. Congress began a hearing on the collapse of Enron Corp.
2002 - John Walker Lindh
appeared in court for the first time concerning the charges that he conspired to kill Americans abroad and aided terrorist groups. Lindh had been taken into custody by U.S. Marines in Afghanistan.
2003 - The U.S. Department of Homeland Security began operations under Tom Ridge.
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