Here is the "Obituary of the Day"- Man Who was Circumcised With His Dad's Pocket Knife in 1939

I've never done a an "Obituary of the Day" before, I've done Mugshots, parents and Morons of the day.....but if there ever was a reason to get OBIT of the day, its this dude. Because, Chan Holcombe of Fort Smith, Arkansas CLEARLY didn't get the recognition he deserved when he was alive...he surely has gotten it after his ass passed away  to the HE MAN place in the sky!

Mr.Holcombe  died last week at age 72.His cause of death wasn't disclosed.  But that's the ONLY part of his obituary that is kept secret.  Because the second sentence reads, quote . . .  

"He was born [in 1939] . . . in a log cabin in Bates, Arkansas and was circumcised with his Dad's pocket knife." 

 Unfortunately it doesn't really elaborate on that cutting moment, so I'll just go on wondering two things:  Why the fuck his family included that detail, and why they don't make men that tough anymore. THIS MAN SHOULD BE ON A ROLL OF BRAWNY!  

Chan also went on to serve in the Air Force.  He had four children, four grandchildren, and three great-grandchildren. 

DONT BELIEVE ME? READ THE OBITUARY HERE