What would Jesus do?
Last week, police in Fort Pierce, Florida, saw really intoxicated 42-year-old Tonya Sutton walking down the street around 11:30 A.M., Chugging out of an open container of Colt 45.
SO.. they stopped her ass for the open container, and when they searched her, they found a ( insert harp sound)... Bible in her purse!!!!
When they cracked open the Bible they found . . . it was hollowed out so bitch could store her CRACK PIPE in there.
Girlfriend was arrested and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and having an open container