if you're gonna rob a bank and have a spastic colon there are times when a colostomy bag might be a nice addition to that revolver you're gonna rob the bank with. Let me introduce you to Russell Mace ..who obviously brings a "dont give a shit attitude" to bank robbing.
A Connecticut man with a drug addiction and a spastic colon allegedly SHIT in the parking lot of a New Milford bank before robbing the establishment. The man's wife and kids were with him and sat in the getaway car, police said. (WTF?) did these kids watch did shit in the parking lot?..they will be scarred for life!
Russell Mace, 55, was arraigned in Bantam Superior Court Monday, charged with first-degree robbery, third-degree larceny and two counts of impairing the morals of a child. Judge Richard Marino set Mace's bond at $100,000 and ordered him to appear in court again on Jan. 4.
Mace's charges stem from a bizarre bank robbery that occurred on the afternoon of Dec. 16 at the Union Savings Bank on East Street in New Milford. While the robbery itself was par for the course, police said that Mace's alleged activities prior to the heist were far from normal.
"It's a first in my career," New Milford Police Lt. Lawrence Ash told sources