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Lampshade Face Bruce must NOT be gettng the job done in Kris's downtown aging Coney Island Amusement park!!! Cuz she's hawking some Vaginal Stimulation cream now.
Feeling like a bag of old beef jerky down below? Well, here's a word from our sponsor
Seems the mother of of all fame whores is the new spokes bitch for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils.
What the hell is Zestra you ask?
"Topically applied Zestra enables women to feel deep pleasurable sensations effortlessly — the Zestra Rush.™ Zestra’s patented blend of botanical oils and extracts is a scientific breakthrough in women’s sexual satisfaction."
Kris is being paid to say, quote, "what I love about Zestra…it works in minutes and is easy-to-use. For me, it’s instant gratification." (KA FUCKIN CHING)
She will begin appearing in TV ads for Zestra in the coming months...and i'm sure making some coin.
IS THERE ANYTHING THIS FAMILY will not do for a fuck BUCK
