Jessica Lynch - 29 (P.O.W. who was rescued in Iraq back in 2003.)
Jordana Brewster - 32 ("Fast and Furious" )
Channing Tatum - 32 ("G.I. Joe" and "Dear John" stud.and he burnt his pecker real bad and it healed. cuz he told us. his new movie MAGIC MIKE about male strippers is coming soon. and SO WILL WE)
Stana Katic - 33 (Detective Kate Beckett on "Castle".)
Tom Welling - 35 (Clark Kent on "Smallville".)
Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins - 42 (TLC)
Kevin James - 47( Doug Heffernan on "The King of Queens", the romantically challenged Albert in "Hitch", Larry in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and the title character in the hit, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop".)
Jet Li - 49 ( star of "Cradle 2 the Grave", "Unleashed", "Romeo Must Die", "The Forbidden Kingdom" AND "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor". He costars with Sylvester Stallone in the upcoming action movie "The Expendables".)
Roger Taylor - 52 Duran Duran Theirmajor hits include "Rio", "The Reflex", "A View to a Kill", "Hungry Like The Wolf", "The Wild Boys", "New Moon On Monday", "Is There Something I Should Know", "Come Undone" and "Ordinary World".)
-Carol Burnett - 79 Comedy legend last season appeared in GLEE as jane Lynche's Nazi hunting mom..She had a brief stint as Bree's condescending stepmom on "Desperate Housewives" and she was the voice of the mean kangaroo in "Horton Hears a Who".She wrote a book called "This Time Together: Laughter and Reflection". Like everything else she does, I'm sure it's INCREDIBLY AWESOME.)
1607 - CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH landed at Cape Henry, Virginia, to establish the first permanent English settlement in America. Then he sniffed out and schtupped Indian princess POCAHONTAS.
1865 - Abraham Lincoln's assassin, JOHN WILKES BOOTH, was killed by federal troops, near Port Royal, Virginia, 50 miles south of Washington. The spot where he died is now on U.S. Highway 301.
1966 - The New York Times reported Ray Charles would undergo tests to see whether or not he had abstained from narcotic drugs.
1973 - IRENE RYAN Granny on "The Beverly Hillbillies"died at age 71.
1975 - B.J. Thomas had the longest title of a number one song at the top of the "Billboard" popular music chart. The song was "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song."
1977 - Studio 54 opened in New York.
1978 - "Ringo" aired on American television. It was the musical version of "The Prince and the Pauper."
1980 - The Carpenters' "Music Music Music" TV special aired on ABC-TV.
1982 - Rod Stewart was mugged in Los Angeles in broad daylight. He was not hurt.
1982 - Joe Strummer disappears for about a month causing the Clash to cancel their U.K. tour.
1982 - ROD STEWART was mugged in Los Angeles in broad daylight, and was robbed of his $50,000 Porsche. He wasn't hurt. (
1986 - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER married MARIA SHRIVER.
1986 - The WORST NUCLEAR REACTOR DISASTER OF THE 20TH CENTURY occurred . . . at the CHERNOBYL Atomic Power Station. At least 31 Soviets were killed instantly. The land where Chernobyl sits (Pripyat, Ukraine) is now completely useless."Time" magazine recently did a photo gallery of the Worst Nuclear Disasters. It's pretty interesting. You can check it out here.
1989 Actress-comedian Lucille Ball died at age 77.
1994 - Grace Slick plead guilty to pointing a shotgun at police in her Tiburon, CA, home on March 5, 1994.
1999 - Geffen Records and Bong Load Custom Records filed suit against Beck in Los Angeles, CA.
1999 - Sinead O'Connor was ordained as the first woman priest in the Latin Tridentine Church.
1999 - Lycos launched five Web radio music channels hosted by live Internet DJs.
2000 - GOVERNOR HOWARD DEAN of Vermont signed the nation's first bill that would allow SAME-SEX COUPLES to form civil unions.
2005 - Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks disappeared from her home. When she was found a few days later, she LIED and claimed she'd been kidnapped by a Hispanic man.
2005 - JEB BUSH signed the "Stand Your Ground" bill into Florida law making it legal to kill someone in self-defense without even TRYING any non-lethal options. . . like umm..running away.
2006 - SNOOP DOGG'S entourage started a riot in London's Heathrow Airport after they were denied entry into British Airways' first class lounge. As a result, Snoop was BANNED FOR LIFE from British Airways. . . AND denied a visa to even enter the country.