Carrie Prejean - 25 (Homophobic Miss California. She vehemently denied that she'd ever made a sex tape right up until the moment when that nasty lil sex tape surfaced. HO!)
Robert Pattinson -26 ("Twilight" stud. with messy bedhead hair)
Dennis Rodman - 51 (Alcoholic clown mess.)
Stevie Wonder - 62 He's won 22 Grammys, the most ever by a male solo artist. And he did it without being able to see a damn note.
Harvey Keitel - 73 (He plays a tough guy in almost every movie he's in, from Pulp Fiction" to "Taxi Driver" to "Reservoir Dogs". He even played the role of SATAN in Adam Sandler's bomb "Little Nicky".)
He used to schtupp "Sopranos" chick Lorraine Bracco.)
Samantha Morton - 35 (One of those actresses who gets nominated for every award you can imagine . . . for films like "The Messenger", "In America" and "Sweet and Lowdown" . . . yet you've only ever seen her in "Minority Report".)
Alan Ball - 56 (the fabulously gay writer who created "Six Feet Under" and "True Blood". In 2000, he won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for "American Beauty".)
Magic Dick - 67 (The J. Geils Band's harmonica player. his real less
cool real name: Richard Salwitz.)
BEA ARTHUR!!! - Would have been 90 - (1922 - 2009) Comedy Goddess & legend)
Ritchie Valens - (1941 - 1959) (Chicano legend who gave us "La Bamba". He died at age 17 when he was in a plane crash with Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.
Jim Jones - (1931 - 1978) (Cult leader who had followers murder U.S. Congressman Leo Ryan .who was investigating the cult . . . then, later that day, he and 909 of his followers committed mass suicide by drinking some Nice Hawaiian Punch.)
Joe Louis - (1914 - 1981) (Boxing legend.)
1955 - Elvis Presley's performance at Jacksonville, FL, became the first Presley show at which a riot ensued.
1958 - Jerry Lee Lewis was granted a divorce from his second wife six months after marrying his third wife, Myra.
1966 - The Kinks recorded "Sunny Afternoon."
1970 - Badfinger began recording "No Matter What."
1970 - The Beatles film "Let it Be" premiered in New York.
1971 - Grace Slick smashed her Mercedes into a concrete wall near San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.
1974 - More than fifty people were hurt when youths started throwing bottles outside a Jackson 5 concert at RFK Stadium in Washington, DC. 43 people were arrested.
1977 - Dolly Parton made her New York City debut with a concert at the Bottom Line.
1977 - Linda Ronstadt denied reports saying she had been offered $1 million to be photographed nude for a Hustler centerfold.
1984 - "The Fantasticks" became the longest-running musical in theatre history with performance number 10,000. The show opened on May 3, 1960.
1985 - Bruce Springsteen and Julianne Phillips were married. They separated in 1989.
1993 - The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bette Midler and Barry White were guest voices on the season finale of the "The Simpsons." The episode was entitled "Krusty Gets Kancelled."