So ya wanna get a little action.. can't afford an escort or a korean Massage..what do you do? Well, if you're Alan Petrusson you could tie your ass to a tree spread eagle.. and wait for someone to come play ring tosss with your junk..
Last week, Ramsey, Minn. police say, Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, put a blindfold on, exposed his genitals and waited for anonymous sex near a public park, according to CBS Minnesota.
Petrusson claimed to have been just resting in the sling and that he did not realize he was exposed, police think he may have been there for anonymous sex, according to Ramsey Police Chief Jim Way.
“There is a lot of sexual activity in the park,” Way said.
Despite visits by police to the park daily and undercover operations twice a year, “there are always things going on in the park,” he said.
Most of the activity is male-on-male.
While having a man tie himself to a tree using slip knots is unusual, there have been incidents, which have included a man in his car, relaxing and enjoying a book being disturbed by a man reaching into his window and a local pastor who tried to get away from officers by jumping in the river, Way said. ( always a man of GOD getting his rocks off)