RIPPIN FARTS can be hazardous to your health!
72-year-old Daniel Collins of Teaneck, New Jersey has been feuding with a 47-year-old neighbor in his apartment complex for aa long time. Things between them reached their final breaking point on Monday night
Sometime around 9:25 P.M., Daniel says he heard the other man walk in front of his apartment door and do something downright despicable and unforgivable . . . HE RIPPED A FART, and it must have been a doozy..The door was closed, and Daniel almost certainly couldn't smell it . . . but apparently it put him over the edge. Bitch went bat shit crazy!
Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said.