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Last week, Walmart security guards in Chandler, Arizona spotted 56-year-old Tomas Arenas trying to shoplift a bottle of beer.
So they grabbed his ass on the way out and brought him back inside. Tomas knew he was SCREWED . . . so he came up with the best escape plan his ignant feeble mind could think of.
He dropped his pants . . . and started shitting all over the store.
Security grabbed him ( and a couple rolls of CHARMIN and Asswipes i would think), and when the cops got there he was arrested. He was hit with one shoplifting charge . . . and four charges for the taking a random Dump plan, including indecent exposure, defecating in public, loitering, and disorderly conduct.
Ya think he could use the "Scared the Shit" out him defense?
