Jaden Smith - 14 (Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's obnoxious self entitled larvae. He also played Will Smith's son in "The Pursuit of Happyness". His head blew up cuz of "Karate Kid" remake, and it still has not deflated..
Sophia Bush - 30 (Minx from "One Tree Hill" who married her dreamy co-star Chad Michael Murray . . . then got an annulment after only five months. The rumor: She dropped him because he cheated on her with Paris Hilton.)
BECK - 42
Michael Weatherly - 44 (For a few years, he got to schtupp his "Dark Angel" co-star and fiancée Jessica Alba . . . ANYTIME HE WANTED TO!!! But . . . the engagement broke off in 2003. Now he's one of the main agents on "NCIS".)
Billy Crudup - 44 (Stillwater's leader Russell Hammond in "Almost Famous". "I am a golden god!" Billy Crudup used to schtupp Mary-Louise Parker, ya know. He left her and their newborn child for Claire Danes. But now they've split up.)
Joan Osborne - 50 (Biggest hit: 1995's "One of Us". Now resting comfortably under the Rock of Obscurity with Suzanne Vega and Meredith Brooks.)
Toby Keith - 51 (White-trash / Redneck.patriotic mutha fuka)
KEVIN BACON!!! - 54 (He schtupps Kyra Sedgwick ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!) I'd hit it
Anjelica Huston - 61 (Jack Nicholson used to schtupp her real good.)
JEFFREY TAMBOR!!! - 68 (Hank on "The Larry Sanders Show", Dr. Potts in "Girl Interrupted", the Mayor of Whoville in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and both George Bluth Sr. and Oscar Bluth on "Arrested Development".)
Janice Pennington - 70 (Former Barker's Beauty for 28 years on "The Price Is Right". During her tenure there were two different times where she was driving a BRAND NEW CAR on the stage missed her mark and crashed them into a wall.)
STEVE LAWRENCE!!! - 77 (Regular on "The Tonight Show" and "The Carol Burnett Show". He's been schtupping the very lovely Eydie Gorme for 50 years.)
MARTY FELDMAN! - (1933 - 1982) ("Eye-gor" in "Young Frankenstein".)
1881 - Druggist Edward Berner of Two Rivers, Wisconsin, INVENTED THE ICE CREAM SUNDAE. (A customer asked him to top a dish of ice cream with some chocolate sauce, the sauce previously only used for flavored sodas, which were ILLEGAL to serve on Sundays ( damn blue laws) . So Berner sold his ice cream concoction on the Sabbath and called it a "sundae".)
1889 - "The Wall Street Journal" was published for the first time.
1889 - The last BARE-KNUCKLE world heavyweight boxing championship was fought. JOHN L. SULLIVAN retained his title in a 75-ROUND match in Richburg, Mississippi, against Jake Kilrain. Bare-knuckle fighting was banned to cut down on broken hands.
1985 - "Playboy" and "Penthouse" raced to newsstands with nude photos of MADONNA.
1985 - The great PHIL FOSTER, Laverne's dad Frank De Fazio on "LAVERNE & SHIRLEY", died of a heart attack at the age of 72.
1994 - DICK SARGENT, the second Darrin on "Bewitched", died of cancer at the age of 64.
1997 - Country singers MARTY STUART and CONNIE SMITH were married. He was 38, she was FIFTY-FIVE.
1999 - "OLD SPARKY", an electric chair in use in Florida since 1923, fried 344-pound Lee "Tiny" Davis, causing him to BLEED THROUGH THE MOUTH AND CHEST. (So much blood squirted from his chest that it left a stain the size of a DINNER PLATE and oozed through the buckle holes in the leather strap that was holding him down.)
1999 - SIEGFRIED AND ROY got their star on the HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
2000 - Asiatic figure skating minx KRISTI YAMAGUCHI married NHL star Bret Hedican.