Georgie Henley - 17 (Little Lucy Pevensie in the "Chronicles of Narnia" movies. .)
Mitchel Musso - 21 (Hannah's dorky best friend Oliver on "Hannah Montana". Just tell your pre-teen daughter that he shares a birthday with one of the Cheetah Girls. That's important playground trivia you know.)
FRED SAVAGE!!! - 36 (Kevin Arnold on "The Wonder Years" and THE MOLE in "Austin Powers in Goldmember")
Jack White - 37 (The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, The Dead Weather and who knows how many other garage bands we haven't heard of yet or give a rats ass about.)
Scott Grimes - 41 (Dr. Archie Morris on "ER". He was also Brad in "Critters" and "Critters 2: The Main Course"!!!)
Courtney Love - 48 (Madonna put it best, quote, "I am fascinated by Courtney Love, but the same way I am fascinated by someone who's got Tourette's Syndrome walking in Central Park.")
JIM KERR!!! - 53 (Simple Minds' singer.)
Kevin Nash - 53 (Former WWF Intercontinental Champion, Tag Team Champion and World Champion . . . AND Super Shredder in the second "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie.Now he's in that second-tier rasslin' organization, TNA you know, the one that
runs on Spike-TV.)
Jeannie Pepper - 54 (big titted Nubian mattress actress who has starred in 222 fine fabulous films, including . . . "Hill Street Blacks", "Nubian Nurse Orgy", "Sherlock Homie", "White Trash Black Splash", "Chocolate Fudge Factory" and "Black Holes In Space"!!!)
Kelly McGillis - 55 (OUT LESBIAN!!! Before coming out, she played Tom Cruise's flight instructor in "Top Gun", and the Amish mom that Harrison Ford Schtupped in "Witness". Now churn some butter bitches)
TOM HANKS - 56. nuttin to say but From BOSOM BUDDIES TO that last movie with Julia Roberts..he's gone full circle.
Jimmy Smits - 57 (6-foot-3 en fuego Latino with an uber Anglo name. Not only did he graduate from Brooklyn College, he also got a Master's Degree from Cornell University. he made me moist in LA LAW!)
JOHN TESH - 59. former Entertainment Tonigh host.. who plays keyboards and had helmet hair
O.J. Simpson - 65 (Football Hall-of-Famer (slash) lady killer (slash) convicted armed robber.) ..rotting away in a hot vegas Prison...
Dean Koontz - 67 (Horror writer.)
RICHARD ROUNDTREE!!! - 70 ("SHAFT"!!!)..THE MAN!
Brian Dennehy - 73 (Best known for his work in "Cocoon", playing Chris Farley's dad in "Tommy Boy" . . . being the sheriff who harassed Sylvester Stallone in "First Blood"and for starring in the 1986 classic "F/X".He's also good friends with Martha Stewart . . . from back when they were stockbrokers at the same firm.(Swear.)
James Hampton - 76 ("Love, American Style" star who played Michael J. Fox's dad in "Teen Wolf", AND Trooper Hannibal Dobbs on "F Troop".and when acting roles stopped ..became a born again christian..and makes bank talking to Bible thumpers)
Bon Scott - (1946 - 1980) (He was AC/DC's CHAUFFEUR, then became their lead screamer after Dave Evans refused to go on stage.) (Bon died in 1980 after a night of heavy drinking, when he was left unconscious in a friend's car and then choked on his own vomit. The coroner recorded a verdict of "death by misadventure".)
1795 - One James Swan personally paid off the ENTIRE U.S. NATIONAL DEBT of $2,024,899.
1869 - The CORNCOB PIPE was invented. It was made from a special type of corn with smaller kernels on the cob. Presidents GERALD FORD and DWIGHT EISENHOWER smoked corncob pipes. (ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. and former Washington, D.C., Mayor MARION BARRY may have smoked corncob CRACK pipes.)
1958 - A Catholic magazine called "Contacts" launched a campaign for clean lyrics in pop music. One of the songs they wanted changed was ELVIS' "Wear Your Ring Around My Neck" . . . because it promoted GOING STEADY.
1977 - A handsome yet frustrated computer operator named ELVIS COSTELLO quit his day job.
1982 - DISNEY'S "Tron" was released. (--It starred JEFF BRIDGES as a hacker sucked into the game and BRUCE BOXLEITNER as the electronic gladiator Tron.)
1983 - "Every Breath You Take" by the POLICE hit #1 on the charts, where it stayed for the next nine weeks.
1988 - mini-chubby (slash) "Facts Of Life" superstar LISA WHELCHEL shattered young boys dreams and married one Steven Cauble. Today is their 22nd Anniversary.
1992 - BILL CLINTON named the very well-hung Senator AL GORE as his presidential running mate.
1995 - THE GRATEFUL DEAD put on their last show with JERRY GARCIA. He died of a heart attack a month later.
1997 - MIKE TYSON was banned from the boxing ring and fined $3 million for biting EVANDER HOLYFIELD'S ear.
1999 - "American Pie" achieved a "release".
2000 - PETE SAMPRAS won his record SEVENTH Wimbledon Title and 13th Grand Slam title, which was also a record.
2001 - THE BACKSTREET BOYS choked back tears as they announced on MTV's "Total Request Live" that A.J. MCLEAN had entered rehab for depression and alcohol abuse the day before.
2001 - The limousine carrying WU-TANG CLANSMAN KILLAH PRIEST was fired at during a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles, injuring three of his passengers and killing a fourth mainly because the limo driver didn't call 911 and GOT LOST LOOKING FOR
THE EMERGENCY ENTRANCE at the UCLA Medical Center.
2006 - Comedy Central DEFIED DAVE CHAPPELLE'S wishes by giving us "Chappelle's Show: The Lost Episodes" . . . even though milking those THREE EPISODES meant that Dave would never return to do another season. WEAK.