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WILL FER
RELL - 45 Ferrell will celebrate with a party that wasn't as funny as it was five years ago. (Go to his HI-larious website . . . www.funnyordie.com)
Jenna Lewis - 35 (She was on the ORIGINAL "Survivor", then "Survivor: All-Stars".)
Chris Pontius - 38 ("Jackass" and MTV's "Wildboyz".)
Jayma Mays - 33 ("Glee's" timid germafobe guidance counselor . . . who sang "Like A Virgin" in her attempt to give it up to the glee club director.)
COREY FELDMAN!!! - 41 (-The one THATS still alive of the two famous Coreys !!!
Phil Hellmuth, Jr. - 48 (Poker superstar with the temperament of a five-year-old.)
PHOEBE CATES - 49 ("Fast Times at Ridgemont High", "Gremlins", AND "Private School" .) (Kevin Kline gets to schtupp her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)
THE LORD OF THE DANCE MICHAEL FLATLEY!!! - 54 ugh!!
Stewart Copeland - 60 (Drummer for the Police.)
Ruben Blades - 64
Jimmy Johnson - 69 (Former coach of the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphinsr. Now he co-hosts the NFL pre-game show on Fox.and hawks EXTENZE.. ewww!! Guess he's NOT hung)
Orville Redenbacher - (1907 - 1995) (Bow tie popcorn guy.) (--Don't be fooled. Over the past few years he's "popped up" in recent commercials, but he's not alive and not a Kernel of truth otherwise.)
Ginger Rogers - (1911 - 1995) (Fred Astaire's dance partner BEFORE the Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner.)
1862 - DAVID G. FARRAGUT became the first "REAR ADMIRAL" in the U.S.
Navy.ya gotta love the Gay innuendo.
1935 - Evil reared its nasty head in Oklahoma City when the VERY FIRST PARKING METERS
were installed.
1951 - "The Catcher In The Rye", by J.D. SALINGER, was first published.
1966 - ERIC CLAPTON, Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker formed the band CREAM.
1966 - The LOVIN' SPOONFUL'S "Summer In The City" was released.
1972 - Vocal genius SMOKEY ROBINSON gave his last concert with the Miracles.
1973 - Roger English of La Jolla, California, stopped DANCING THE TWIST after a
record 102 hours, 29 minutes and 10 years after the rest of the nation stopped
doing it.
1976 - TRAGEDY STRUCK OUR NATION WHEN LOGGINS & MESSINA BROKE UP.
1977 - THE COMMODORES got their second #1 hit with "Easy".
1979 - SADDAM HUSSEIN took over as evil dictator of Iraq.
1981 - HARRY CHAPIN (most famous for the heartbreaking song "Cat's In The
radle") was killed when his car was struck by a tractor-trailer on New York's Long Island Expressway.
1981 - For some reason, after 23 years with the name DATSUN, executives of Japan's Nissan Corporation changed the name of their cars to NISSAN.
1986 - Dolly Parton's DOLLYWOOD AMUSEMENT PARK opened in Tennessee.
1988 - MICHAEL J. FOX and TRACY POLLAN (she played his girlfriend Ellen on "Family Ties") were married. Today is their 22st anniversary.
1992 - ROSS PEROT announced that he was pulling out of the race for president then later changed his crazy ass mind.
1993 - "Free Willy" was released.
1996 - DOLORES O'RIORDAN of the CRANBERRIES accepted an undisclosed settlement after a London newspaper reported that she appeared on stage WITHOUT PANTIES.
1999 - "The Blair Witch Project" was released, and became one of the biggest independent movies of all time.
1999 - Shirtless hairless roller-blader poor pilot JOHN F. KENNEDY, JR., his wife, CAROLYN, and her sister, LAUREN BESSETTE, died when John-John's single-engine plane plunged into the ocean near Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts. Two years later, the Kennedy family agreed to pay the Bessettes $15 MILLION for the loss of their beautiful and fashion-conscious daughters.
2005 - SANDRA BULLOCK made one of the BIGGEST MISTAKES OF HER LIFE when she married JESSE JAMES . . . the heavily tattooed host of the Discovery Channel's "Monster Garage".
