When I look at this mugshot I just remember an old Childhood Poem; Over the hill comes PISS PAUL PETE 50 pounds of swingin meat...
Seems 46 year old Lindsay Medd Stevens of Knoxville likes to power up his chain saw and trim "BUSHES" while parading around naked in his fromt yard.
Knox County Sheriff's Office Deputy Scott Ritch said he approached the residence after a neighbor complained about the sight of Stevens swinging a chain saw at the large downed tree while nude. Stevens is listed as 5 feet, 11 inches tall and weighing 210 pounds.
"When I arrived at the complainant's residence, I saw arrestee standing behind the tree in his yard," Ritch wrote in his report.
"When arrestee saw me, he ran inside his residence. Arrestee had no clothes on and was clearly visible from the complainant's residence and the surrounding homes."
Susan Geissberger, the neighbor who alerted deputies of Stevens' activity, said Stevens has lived in the community for more than a decade and regularly subjects neighbors to his unclad body.
"It's so common, it's become the neighborhood joke, which is really sad," Geissberger said.