Andy Samberg - 34 (Former "SNL" STUD who's the voice of the hero in "Space Chimps". He co-created the brilliant "Lazy Sunday" skit with Chris Parnell, and he did the even MORE popular "Dick in a Box" skit with Justin Timberlake.and Mother lover)
MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER - 42 (. As you'll see from his MySpace page . . . yes, his MYSPACE page . . . he apparently wants to be a musician now . . . http://www.myspace.com/malcolmjamalwarner.)
Edward Norton - 42 (THE star of last "The Incredible Hulk". It's amazing that a man with a degree from Yale, who speaks fluent Japanese and is one of the most talented actors today would ever go near Courtney Love's pie Hole.)
Christian Slater - 43 (Over?)
Craig Bierko - 48 (He was Jeffrey Coho on "Boston Legal" and Max Baer in "Cinderella Man". He also plays Wolverine in "Superhero Movie".)
Rebecca Bardoux - 49 (Mattress actress who's starred in 262 fine films, including: "Beaver & Buttface", "Dun-Hur", "I Love Juicy", "Few Good Rears" and "The Bootieguard".)
Bob Woodruff - 51 (ABC journalist nearly killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq.)
Madeleine Stowe - 54 (She was nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance as Victoria Grayson on "Revenge".)
Denis Leary - 55 (comic. He stars in the FX show that no one watches, "Rescue Me".)
Martin Mull - 69 ( gay Leon on "Roseanne" AND Colonel Mustard in "Clue".and how could we forget Fernwood tonight?)
ROBERT REDFORD - 76 (STILL gorgeously hot.)
Roman "I AM NOT PEDOPHILE" Polanski - 79
Rosalynn Carter - 85 (Former First lady. Jimmy Carter gets to schtupp her. BUT he admits he HAS LUSTED in his heart.)
SHELLEY WINTERS - Would have been 92 - (1920 -2006) ( Mannie..Mannie... Gasp...this is for our Grandson in Israel...Gasp...POSIEDON ADVENTURE DEATH SCENE)
PATRICK SWAYZE - Would have been 60 - (1952 - 2009) (Fought cancer as bravely as he fought those troublemakers at the Double Deuce.RIP)
Roberto Clemente - (1934 - 1972) (Original en fuego Major League Baseball player. When he first came to the league the White Devil tried to call him BOB Clemente. He died in a plane crash while trying to deliver supplies to earthquake-stricken Nicaragua.)
ORIGINAL POSEIDON TRAILER 1972
( before green screen & CGI)
1859 - The Crazy French stuntman THE GREAT BLONDIN crossed Niagara Falls on a tightrope, carrying another man on his shoulders.
1894 - Congress established (The Bureau of Immigration)
1920 - Tennessee became the 36th state to ratify the 19th AMENDMENT,which guaranteed the right of all American women to take a very short break from making sandwiches and scramble eggs to go vote.
1969 The Woodstock Music and Art Fair in Bethel, N.Y., concluded with a mid-morning set by Jimi Hendrix.
1977 - Eighteen white limousines and a white hearse drove through the streets of Memphis, Tennessee, to take ELVIS to his not-so-final resting place. The number of flowers delivered by FTD to Graceland surpassed the number for any other event in the company's history.
1988 Indiana Sen. Dan Quayle was nominated as George H.W. Bush's running mate during the Republican National Convention in New Orleans. POTATO
1992 - Boston Celtics LARRY BIRD announced his retirement. In his 13 seasons he was MVP three times, played in 12 All-Star Games and hit double figures in points, rebounds and assists 69 times.
2005 - BTK killer DENNIS RADER was sentenced to 10 consecutive life sentences.
2008 Pervez Musharraf resigned as the president of Pakistan amid efforts by opposition lawmakers to seek his impeachment.
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