HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT
Cole & Dylan Sprouse - 20 (Male versions of the Olsen Twins who look like Sid and Marty kroft Puppets. They shared the role of the kid in Adam Sandler's "Big Daddy" and Ross' son Ben on "Friends". Now they have their very own show on the Disney Channel called "The Suite Life on Deck" . . . formerly known as "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". and my Nephew MICHAEL AIRINGTON is on that show sometimes as the MIRROR)
Roger Clemens - 50 (Legendary pitcher,and steroid user . He's 3rd all-time for most strikeouts, behind Nolan Ryan and Randy Johnson.)
Barack Obama - 51 (THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. who has had to try and clean up 8 years of Bush's sh*t, and deal with a bunch of redneck racist tea bag Dicks intent on making him a one term president ..basically cuz he's black. I'm behind you Mister President)
Billy Bob Thornton - 57 ( Billy Bob Thornton fact: He actually believes he is the reincarnation of BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. He says he can feel himself walking around Boston and Philadelphia even though he's never been to either city. ya think he still has that vial of blood from Agnelina? .)
Richard Belzer - 68 (Standup comic who's had roles on "Law & Order: SVU" and "Homicide: Life on the Street". He has played the same character on both shows.)
Helen Thomas, Journalist, turns 92
Queen Mother Elizabeth - (1900 - 2002) (She stayed in Buckingham Palace even when London was being devastated by Nazi bombings . . . leading Adolf Hitler to refer to her as "the most dangerous woman in Europe.") (True.)
Louis Armstrong - (1901 - 1971) (Jazz legend, known as the great Satchmo.it was a wonderful World.)
Clara Peller - (1902 - 1987) (Wendy's "Where's-The-Beef?" star and sex symbol..)
1830 Plans for the city of Chicago were laid out. think they had a premonition about Oprah?
1892 Andrew and Abby Borden were axed to death in their home in Fall River, Mass. (Lizzie Borden, Andrew Borden's daughter from a previous marriage, was accused of the killings, though she was later acquitted.)
1914 Britain declared war on Germany while the United States proclaimed its neutrality in World War I.
1929 Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was born Rahman Abdel-Raouf Arafat Al-Qudwa in either Cairo or Gaza.
1964 The bodies of three missing civil rights workers were found buried in an earthen dam in Mississippi.
1977 President Jimmy Carter signed a measure establishing the Department of Energy.
1987 The Federal Communications Commission voted to rescind the Fairness Doctrine, which required radio and TV stations to present balanced coverage of controversial issues.
2005 A mini-submarine carrying seven Russians became caught on an underwater antenna 600 feet below the surface of the Pacific Ocean; the men were rescued three days later with help from a British vessel.
2007 Barry Bonds of the San Francisco Giants tied Hank Aaron's 755 career home runs.
2007 Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees became at age 32 the youngest player in major league history to hit his 500th career home run.
2009 North Korean leader Kim Jong Il pardoned American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee for entering the country illegally and ordered their release during a surprise visit by former President Bill Clinton.