Sanjaya Malakar, Singer ("American Idol"), turns 38
Randy Johnson - 49 (THE BIG UNIT and the Ugliest Man in Professional Sports. I think pitches for the San Francisco Giants now.)
Colin Firth - 52 (INcredible actor. and you may rememberThe man who gets Renee Zellweger at the end of "B ridget Jones' Diary".)
Siobhan Fahey - 54 (Bananarama Chick. She's currently resting comfortably under the Rock of Obscurity next to Oran Juice Jones AND Peaches & Herb!!!)
Amy Irving, Actress, turns 59.. was married to Steven Spielberg befoer Kate Capshaw and got over 100 million in the divorce settlement
Bill O'Reilly - 63 Idiot right wing blow tard tick turd piece of shiz.
Jose Feliciano - 67 (Blind en fuego Puerto Rican singer, famous for his cover of "Light My Fire" . .FELIZ NAVIDAD . AND the theme song to "Chico & The Man"!!!)
Karl Lagerfeld (79)
Arnold Palmer - 83 (Golf god.)
Roger Maris - (1934 - 1985) (He broke Babe Ruth's single season home run record with 61 home runs in the year 1961 . . . SANS STEROIDS.)
1939 - CANADA DECLARED WAR ON GERMANY!!!
1955 - "Gunsmoke" made its TV debut . . . where it was a favorite of your Western-loving father-in-law for 20 years. A few episodes on TVLand is all you need to suck up to the old coot.
1963 - 20 BLACK STUDENTS walked into public schools in Birmingham, Mobile and Tuskegee, Alabama, after a standoff between the National Guard and Governor George Wallace.
1977 - Convicted murderer Hamida Djandoubi, a Tunisian immigrant in France, became the last person EXECUTED VIA THE GUILLOTINE.
1988 - VAN HALEN'S "When It's Love" hit #5 on the singles chart . . . ROBERT PALMER'S "Simply Irresistible" peaked at #2 . . . and GUNS 'N ROSES' "Sweet Child O' Mine" hit #1.
1989 - DEION SANDERS made sports history: On September 6th, 1989, Deion hit a home run for the New York Yankees. Then, four days later, on this day (September 10th, 1989) he ran a punt back 68 yards to score a touchdown for the Atlanta Falcons.
1990 - WILL SMITH made his TV debut on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".
1995 - CYNDI LAUPER won an Emmy for her guest appearance on "Mad About You".
1996 - SHERYL CROW'S self-titled second album was BANNED BY WAL-MART because of the song, "Love Is A Good Thing". The tune mentions children killing each other with, quote, "a gun they bought at Wal-Mart discount stores".
1998 - PRESIDENT CLINTON met with members of his Cabinet to apologize, ask forgiveness and promise to improve as a person . . . after he finally admitted to thrusting his engorged junk at the face and esophagus of MONICA LEWINSKY.