Paula Jones - 46 (Bill Clinton's former horse-faced side action. She got her ass whooped by Tonya Harding on the original "Celebrity Boxing".)
DUSTIN NGUYEN - 50 (Johnny Loh on "V.I.P." AND Vinh Van Tran on "21 Jump Street".)
Rita Rudner - 59 comedienne sells a million tix in Vegas)
Elvira -Cassandra Peterson 61 (The Mistress of the Well-Chested Dark.When she was a young Las Vegas showgirl, Elvira a.k.a. Cassandra Peterson . . . was deflowered by The Amazing Tom Jones. Thanks to his legendary girth, she ended up getting STITCHES . . . DOWN THERE!!! She later said she regretted not losing her virginity to ELVIS.True!!!
JOHN RITTER - Would have been 64 - (1948 - 2003) ("Three's Company" genius.)
Anne Bancroft - (1931 - 2005) (Mrs. Robinson in "The Graduate" and Mrs. Mel Brooks.)
Ken Kesey - (1935 - 2001) (Author of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" AND big fan of the LSD. The Grateful Dead got started by playing at Ken Kesey's "Acid Test" parties, man.)
Roddy McDowall - (1928 - 1998) ("Planet Of The Apes" legend who was hung like a bear. Also the Bookworm on the old-school "Batman" TV series!!!)
Hank Williams 9/17/1923 - 1/1/1953 American country western singer and guitarist
1787 The U.S. Constitution was completed and signed by a majority of delegates attending the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia.
1907 Warren Burger, the 15th chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, was born in St. Paul, Minn.
1920 The American Professional Football Association - a precursor of the National Football League - was formed in Canton, Ohio.
1939 The Soviet Union invaded Poland during World War II.
1947 James V. Forrestal was sworn in as the first U.S. secretary of defense.
1972 The comedy series "M.A.S.H." premiered on CBS.
1976 NASA unveiled the space shuttle Enterprise.
1980 Former Nicaraguan president Anastasio Somoza was assassinated in Paraguay.
1986 The Senate confirmed the nomination of William H. Rehnquist as the 16th chief justice of the United States.
1996 Former Vice President Spiro T. Agnew died at age 77.
2001 Wall Street trading resumed for the first time since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks - its longest shutdown since the Depression; the Dow lost 684.81 points, its worst one-day point drop to date.
2001 Pro sporting events resumed after a six-day hiatus following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
2003 New York Stock Exchange chairman Dick Grasso resigned amid a furor over his $139.5 million pay package.
2004 Chechen warlord Shamil Basayev claimed responsibility for the recent school siege in Beslan and other terrorist attacks in Russia that claimed more than 430 lives.
2004 San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit his 700th career home run, joining Babe Ruth (714) and Hank Aaron (755) as the only players to reach the milestone.