Skandar Keynes - 21 (Edmund in the "Chronicle of Narnia" movies. The next one, "The Voyage of the Dawn Treader"
DWEEZIL ZAPPA!!! - 43
Michael Keaton - 61 ( the first Batman..what happened to him?)
George Lazenby - 73 (The forgotten James Bond. His ONE movie, "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", divided Bond fans so much, he was fired and eventually replaced by Roger Moore.)
William Devane - 75 (He was Greg Sumner on "Knots Landing".)
Carol Lawrence, Actress, singer, turns 80 (bitch will serve you an international coffee in a heartbeat)
BOB NEWHART - 83 (Old-school comedy genius. His 1960album "The Button-Down Mind Of Bob Newhart" was the first comedy album to hit #1 on the charts .where it stayed for 38 weeks. It also won him two Grammys for Best New Artist AND Best Album.)
FREDDIE MERCURY - (1946 - 1991) (Queen's incredible lead-singer.)
Jesse James - (1847 - 1882) (The outlaw, not the tattooed dude who screwed over Sandra Bullock and would schtupp the tattooed bearded woman in the circus)
1698 Russia's Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards. A lot of gay men paid a pretty penny for that one.
1774 The first Continental Congress assembled in Philadelphia. if they could only see the asswipes sitting in thier seats now
1793 The Reign of Terror began during the French Revolution as the National Convention instituted harsh measures to repress counterrevolutionary activities.
1836 Sam Houston was elected president of the Republic of Texas. and now they have some dick wad with a lot of hair
1882 The nation's first Labor Day parade was held in New York City.
1905 The Treaty of Portsmouth, ending the Russo-Japanese War, was signed in New Hampshire.
1914 The First Battle of the Marne began during World War I.
1939 The United States proclaimed its neutrality in World War II.
1957 "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac, the defining novel of the Beat Generation, was published.
1958 "Doctor Zhivago" by Russian author Boris Pasternak was published in the United States.
1975 President Gerald R. Ford escaped an attempt on his life in Sacramento, Calif., by Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, a follower of Charles Manson.
1997 Nobel Peace Prize winner Mother Teresa died in Calcutta, India, at age 87.
2005 President George W. Bush nominated John Roberts to be chief justice. and so begain our reign of terror