Bitchslapped or ASSAULT with Dead weapon? I think I might let him Slap me ..again and again and again.. and yes ONE MORE TIME for good measure
A college sophomore allegedly threatened to slap a police officer "across the face with his penis" after he was caught urinating in public, according to reports.
Craig McIntire, a 21-year-old student at Miami University of Ohio, was arrested over the weekend when he refused to stop"urinating in an alleyway" after a police officer caught him in the act, Elite Daily reports.
According to the Miami Student, McIntire allegedly threatened the police officer with his penis while they were en route to the police department:
Officers reported McIntire as being heavily intoxicated, unsteady on his feet and uncooperative. After being processed and charged he was taken to Butler County Jail. During the ride there he told the officer to pull over so he could slap him across the face with his penis. McIntire was charged with resisting arrest, obstructing official business and public intoxication.