This weekend is the 38th annual Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw in Prairie du Sac, Wisconsin. Which is exactly what you're afraid it is . . . a massive contest where people compete to see who can throw dried cow SHIT the farthest.
But this year, the contest is in trouble. Because of a MASSIVE SHIT SHORTAGE.
Usually the contest draws about 300 participants. This year, the organizers only have enough poop for about two-thirds of that number