SCREW IT! A TOTALLY GRATUITOUS HUGH JACKMAN BIRTHDAY DAY...( cuz I can) CLICK THE PICS GET LARGER!!!!!!
Josh Hutcherson - 20 ("Hunger Games" stud. You also know him from "Bridge to Terabithia", "Journey to the Center of the Earth" and "Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant".)
Kirk Cameron - 42 ("Growing Pains" star and right wing asshole.) (Visit his website, "The Way of the Master" -http://www.wayofthemaster.com/ to find out if you need to be saved from an ETERNITY OF HELLFIRE.)
MARTIE MAGUIRE - 44 (sexy fiddler in The DIXIE CHICKS.)
Adam Rich - 44 (Nicholas Bradford on "Eight Is Enough".)
Carlos Bernard - 50 (He was Tony on "24".)
Sam Moore - 77 (The Sam of Sam & Dave. He's a Hall of Famer, an R&B legend . . . and the guy who started the rumor that Stevie Wonder wasn't always blind.)
Luciano Pavarotti - Would have been 77 -(1935 - 2007) (philandering Italian tax evader who liked his women the way he liked his veal young, restrained and tender.) (--FYTI: For Your Tenor Information: Pavarotti left his wife of 36 years for his young secretary . . . but in the end, she made him a MISERABLE. Fuck)
ON THIS DAY....
1492 - While CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS SLEPT aboard the "Santa Maria", Roderigo de Triano spotted the Bahamian Island of Guanahani from up in the crow's nest of the "Pinta".
(--Columbus renamed the island San Salvador. The King and Queen of Spain had promised a reward to the first person that spotted land.)
(Young Roderigo spotted the land, but Columbus collected the reward. He told Roderigo the "land" he saw was probably a cloud.)
1892 - The original version of the "Pledge of Allegiance" was first recited in public schools, to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Columbus' landing. The "under God" line wasn't added until 1954.
1979 - IAN ANDERSON of JETHRO TULL suffered an eye injury at a Madison Square Garden concert, when a fan threw a rose at him and one of the thorns poked his eye. (Two shows were canceled before Jethro AND Tull could resume the tour.
1985 - The B-52's original guitarist, RICKY WILSON, died of AIDS at age 32.
1991 - Right wing Douche bag and liar CLARENCE THOMAS gave his televised rebuttal to ANITA HILL'S graphic sexual harassment allegations at his Supreme Court confirmation hearings.(Thomas angrily denied all the naughty charges and denounced the proceedings as a "high-tech lynching" saying, quote, "I would have preferred an assassin's bullet to this kind of living hell." he's s till f*ckin douche)
1997 - JOHN DENVER died of blunt force trauma when his plane crashed into the Pacific Ocean, near Monterey Bay, California. He was only 53. Coastal authorities never recovered his HEAD, PELVIS, KIDNEYS or SPLEEN. (--True.)
1999 - NBA AND T & A Hall of Famer WILT "THE STILT" CHAMBERLAIN died at his Los Angeles home. (In 63 short years on this planet, Wilt Chamberlain nailed over 20,000 WOMEN.)
2005 - "Lost" star JOSH HOLLOWAY was robbed at gunpoint in his home. One thing the thief did not get away with: Stubble. his sexy Stubble.