Nancy Kerrigan - 43 (Tonya Harding's horse-toothed whoop-ass victim.)
Tisha Campbell - 44 (was Gina from "Martin". Also Damon Wayans' wife on "My Wife And Kids".)
Kate Walsh - 45 (Doctor Addison on "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice".)
Christopher Judge - 48 (Teal'c . . . the badass alien on "Stargate SG-1".)
Kelly Preston - 49 (John Travolta gets to Supposedly schtupp her anytime he wants to.)
Jerry Rice - 50 (Football legend and the one of the best wide receivers in history. He came in second place behind Drew Lachey on Season Two of "Dancing with the Stars".)
SACHA BARON COHEN - 41 (He IS.. ALI G. AND BORAT. and BRuno . also playing Queen singer Freddie Mercury )
Marie Osmond - 53 (Other half ogf Donnie and Marie .Mormon baby-makin' machine. She came in third place on the fifth season of "Dancing with the Stars".)
Chris Carter - 56 ("X-Files" creator.)
John Ford Coley - 64 (The other half of England Dan & John Ford Coley. Biggest Hit: "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight".)
Sammy Hagar - 65
Demond Wilson - 66 (Lamont Sanford from "Sanford & Son".)
Paul Simon - 71 (Musician lost in the shadow and jewfro of ART GARFUNKEL.)
Lady Margaret Thatcher - 87 (Britain'sIRON LADY Prime Minister from 1979 to 1990.)
Lenny Bruce - (1925 - 1966) (Groundbreaking comedian [slash] overdosing junkie.)
54 A.D. - ROMAN EMPEROR CLAUDIUS was murdered by his wife, AGRIPPINA. (She first fed him poisoned mushrooms, then tickled the back of his throat with a poisoned feather and then gave him a delightful POISON ENEMA. But he STILL LIVED . . . so she simply smothered his ass with a pillow.)
1792 - The cornerstone of the WHITE HOUSE was meticulously laid. Two hundred years later, in 1992, BILL CLINTON was adulterously laid in the White House. The White House was first occupied by our second president, John Adams. Bill Clinton was the first president to have an intern on his "HOO HAA" in a windowless corridor of the White House off the Oval Office
1963 - The term "BEATLEMANIA" was coined.
1968 - Bea Benaderet, the voice of BETTY RUBBLE in "The Flintstones", died of lung cancer at the age 62. DON'T SMOKE KIDS!!!
1972 - The plane carrying the URUGUAY RUGBY TEAM crashed in the Andes. They ran out of food on the 10th day and, after hearing on a portable radio that the rescue had been called off, the 16 survivors resorted to CANNIBALISM, eating the frozen corpses of their companions. (The 1993 film, "ALIVE", was based on their 69-day ordeal. )
1980 - JOHNNY CASH, CONNIE B. GAY and the SONS OF THE PIONEERS were elected to the Country Music Hall of Fame.
1982 - The International Olympic Committee announced that it would posthumously restore the two gold medals (pentathlon AND decathlon!!!) taken from JIM THORPE . . . 70 YEARS after he admitted that he was paid to play semi-pro baseball.
1988 - Scientists announced that the SHROUD OF TURIN, which is revered as CHRIST'S burial cloth, was shown by carbon-dating tests to be A FAKE from the Middle Ages.
1991 - KATEY SAGAL suffered a miscarriage. (The tragedy also affected "Married . . . With Children" since her character on the show was expecting. The writers' solution was to steal the dream plot from "Dallas", turning Peg Bundy's pregnancy episodes into dreams from the mind of Al Bundy.)
1995 - TUPAC SHAKUR was released from jail after EIGHT MONTHS for "groping and fondling a woman" in a New York hotel room.