Dominic West - 43 ( WAS Detective Jimmy McNulty on "The Wire".)
Eric Benét - 46 (Admitted Sex Addict. He used to be Mr. Halle Berry but he was dropped due to his incessant mounting of other chicks.) HE could mount me anytime.. just saying
Paige Davis - 43 ("Trading Spaces" chick.)
Vanessa Marcil - 44 (Remember that uncomfortable moment in the first season of "The Surreal Life" when Vince Neil casually mentioned how he used to schtupp Corey Feldman's wife? THAT WAS HER.)
BRENDA K. STARR! - 46 ('80s singing sensation. Remember "I Still Believe"? She DISCOVERED MARIAH CAREY.)
Sarah Ferguson - 53 (FERGIE. The British one, not the singer. She used to be the topless-bathing member of the English Royal Family . then, pimped Weight Watchers diets. and got caught taking bribes.)
Emeril Lagasse - 53 .he can cook
Tanya Roberts - 57 (Midge Pinciotti on "That '70s Show", red-headed chick from the old-school "Charlie's Angels", a Bond girl in "A View To Kill" and she was "Sheena".)
Larry Miller - 59 (He was the dad in "10 Things I Hate About You", the guy who used to nail Eugene Levy's wife in "Best In Show" and Edwin Poole, the crazy partner from Crane Poole & Schmidt on "Boston Legal".)
CHRIS DE BURGH! - 64 ("Lady In Red" genius who now claims to have HEALING HANDS that can reduce the pain of people with injuries! He doesn't think he's special, though. He believes we ALL have the power to heal! Me first!)
Richard Carpenter - 66 (The Carpenters)
Penny Marshall - 69 ( half of the sitcom duo "Laverne & Shirley".) (She's a director now. Her movies include "Big", "A League of Their Own" and "Riding in Cars with Boys".)
LINDA LAVIN - 75 ( Alice on "Alice"!!)
Lee Iacocca - 88 (former Chrysler chairman.)
Mario Puzo - (1920 - 1999) (author of "The Godfather")
1905 - In an article in "Ladies Home Journal", the very wise PRESIDENT GROVER CLEVELAND wrote that women shouldn't be allowed to vote . . . because they're too jealous, spiteful and vindictive by nature.
1948 - GERALD FORD married the very sexy model/dancer BETTY BLOOMER. (--They were married until his death in 2006. Betty is the namesake of the Betty Ford Clinic, semi-permanent residence of Lindsay Lohan. She died in 2011. Betty, not Lindsay. Lindsay is still hangin' on..)
1955 - "The Grand Ole Opry" made its TV debut with guests LES PAUL and MARY FORD.
1976 - In the first debate of its kind between vice-presidential nominees, BOB DOLE (Republican) and WALTER MONDALE (Democrat) faced off in Houston. Bob LOVES the Viagra, ya know.
1976 - After having one too many cans o' whoop-ass opened up on her, TINA TURNER split from IKE, personally and professionally.
1982 - The first "Evil Dead" was released. (--It was followed by "Evil Dead 2" and "Army of Darkness" . . . and starred the incomparable BRUCE CAMPBELL as Ash.)
(--Demon to Ash: "I'll swallow your soul!" Ash to Demon . . . just before blowing its head apart with his boomstick: "Swallow THIS." PRICELESS!!!)
1990 - MIKHAIL GORBACHEV was awarded the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE for his role in bringing the Cold War to an end.
1991 - Despite sexual harassment accusations by ANITA HILL, THE VERY RANDY EVIL JUDGE CLARENCE THOMAS won Senate confirmation for the Supreme Court.
2002 - The founder of ImClone Systems . . . SAM WAKSAL . . . PLEADED GUILTY to charges of securities fraud, bank fraud, obstruction of justice, and perjury. He was later sentenced to seven years and three months in prison.(--This is that same insider trading nonsense that sent Martha Stewart to jail. SHE did five months of hard time at the FORMIDABLE Camp Cupcake.)
2003 - CHINA LAUNCHED ITS FIRST MANNED SPACE MISSION . . . when a Chinese astronaut named Yang Liwei went into orbit for 21 hours aboard their Shenzhou 5 spacecraft.