Shenae Grimes - 23 (Annie Wilson on the new "90210" and Trudie in "Scream 4"
Kevin Kline - 65 (He gets to schtupp Phoebe Cates ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)
Drake - 26 (Canadian actor from "Degrassi: The Next Generation" turnedrapper.)
Adrienne Bailon - 29 ("Cheetah Girls" . Her mother is from Puerto Rico and her father is from Ecuador. )
Monica - 32 (urban troubadour. )
Scott Peterson - 40 (Handsome conniving Murderous Ass-HOLE on death row)
Stephanie Rage - 48 (mattress actrress who's starred in 157 fine films including . . . "The Horneymooners", "Very Dirty Dancing", "National Poontang's Summer Vacation" AND "Days of Our Wives".)
Mary Bono - 52 (Became a California Congresswoman after her husband Sonny skied into a tree and died.)
Kweisi Mfume - 64 (Former CEO of the NAACP. His name means Conquering Son of Kings. Birth name: Frizzell Gray.)
SANTO FARINA!!! - 75 (The Santo of Santo & Johnny!!! "Sleep Walk" is one of the greatest instrumental songs of all time. You've heard it.. you made have had sex to it..I did..numerous times.
Bill Wyman - 76 (Former Rolling Stones bassist. Likes his ladies young . . . REAL young can you smell the slight scent of clearasil?))
DAVID NELSON - October 24, 1936 – January 11, 2011) would have been 76 (Matthew and Gunnar's uncle. He's also Ricky Nelson's brother and 67-year-old Chuck Woolery's former FATHER-IN-LAW.He was big in his day..Not as big as his brother ricky.)
ON THIS DAY
1861 The first transcontinental telegraph message was sent from California to President Abraham Lincoln.
1931 The George Washington Bridge, connecting New York and New Jersey, was dedicated.
1940 The 40-hour work week went into effect in the United States (Like it is still in effect today!)
1970 - PRESIDENT NIXON asked record companies to reduce the number of songs containing lyrics about sex and drugs. His request is still being honored today. NOT!!!!!
1973 - "Kojak", starring TELLY SAVALAS, debuted on CBS. WHO LOVES YOU, BABY? (He was JENNIFER ANISTON'S godfather, too.)
1978 - KEITH RICHARDS was convicted in Canada of HEROIN POSSESSION, for which he received a one-year suspended sentence and was ordered to play a charity concert for the blind.
***DON'T TAKE DRUGS .unless you're a rich and famous rock star who can afford to buy justice and continue your life of debauchery without suffering any consequences like average hard-working men and women.)
1980 - "The David Letterman Show" last aired on NBC DAYTIME. It won two Emmys the following May and returned on NBC's late-night schedule in February of 1982.
1989 - Televangelist con artist REVEREND JIM BAKKER was sentenced to 45 years in prison and fined $500,000 for his conviction on 24 counts of FRAUD and CONSPIRACY stemming from his P.T.L. (Praise The Lord) ministry.
(In 1991, an appeals court reduced the sentence to 18 years. But in 1994, Jim Bakker was paroled after serving just under five years in prison. When confronted about the missing $158,000,000, he claimed that Satan had gotten into his ministry's computers to make the money lost. When asked if he could prove Satan stole the money, he replied, "Can you prove he didn't?") (-Look what this wicked a-hole is up to nowadays . . . "The New Jim Bakker Show" . . .He's still suckin Bucks for Jesus
1991 - Genius GENE RODDENBERRY, creator of "Star Trek", died at the age of 70.
1997 - THE HILARIOUS DOCUMENTARY "TREKKIES" WAS RELEASED.
(--You MUST watch it for the kid who rolls down the street in his homemade, full-body Life Support Chair just like the one used by Captain Pike from the original series. That kid rules.)
(--Here's a picture of the disabled Captain Pike, if you don't know what I'm talking about . . .)
1997 - DON MESSICK, the voice of Papa Smurf, Scooby-Doo, Astro on "The Jetsons", Bamm-Bamm on "The Flinstones", AND BOO BOO BEAR on "Help! It's The Hair Bear Bunch", died at the age of 71.
1997 - MARV ALBERT was spared a jail sentence after he apologized in court for BITING HIS LOVER'S BACK during some VERY taboo relations.
2005 - Civil Rights pioneer ROSA PARKS died at the age of 92.