Shawn Ashmore - 33 (Iceman in the "X-Men" movies. His fraternal twin brother Aaron played Jimmy Olsen on "Smallville".)
Bree Olson - 26 (Porno slut who was on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" as the nanny that was fired on her first day. She has 130 films to her porn credit, including . . . "Diary of a Nanny 4", "Tinker with My Stinker" and "Grand Theft Anal 10".)
Taylor Hicks - 36 ("American Idol". and he is doing what?..opening for the GOP)
Rachel McAdams - 36 (Sexy damsel from "Mean Girls", "The Notebook", "Wedding Crashers" and "Red Eye". She's got a new flick in theaters called "The Lucky Ones".)
Thom Yorke - 44 (Lazy-eyed dude of Radiohead.)
Toni Braxton - 46
Judy Landers - 54 (Superstar bimbo with a bodacious rack . . . and THE star of"Circus Of The Stars 7 & 8". Younger sister of fellow bimbo Audrey Landers.
Yo-Yo Ma - 58 (Asiatic cello virtuoso. LOVE HIM!)
Tico Torres - 59 (Bon Jovi's en fuego drummer.)
JOHNNY COUGAR MELLENCAMP - 61. he finally aged
David Hope - 63 (Bassist in Kansas.)
Joy Behar - 70 (The smart-ass/yenta on "The View" We LUV HER.)
Oliver North - 69 (Remeber Iran contra)
Desmond Tutu - 81 (South African Archbishop and civil rights leader.)
1982 - LED ZEPPELIN guitarist, JIMMY PAGE, received a 12-month conditional discharge after being found guilty of cocaine possession.
1982 - ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S "CATS" OPENED ON BROADWAY!
1984 - WALTER PAYTON ran for 154 yards to break JIM BROWN'S all-time rushing record of 12,312 yards.
1985 - PALESTINIAN GUNMEN hijacked the Italian cruise ship, Achille Lauro, with more than 400 people aboard. 69-year-old American passenger Leon Klinghoffer was killed when he was thrown overboard WHILE SITTING IN HIS WHEELCHAIR. (The four terrorists finally surrendered on October 10th.)
1985 - Lynette Woodard became the first girl to play for the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.coulda been called the HARLOT GLOBETROTTERS..
1986 - RUN D.M.C. performed and preached to 4,000 schoolkids that "crack don't smoke itself" at an anti-crack rally in New York City.)
1995 - TED DANSON married MARY STEENBURGEN. Today is their 16th Anniversary.
1995 - TONE LOC was arrested in Los Angeles for allegedly taking $80 from a pizza parlor. Loc pleaded no contest. Tone Loc will never work at Pizza Hut again!!!
2005 - CHARLES ROCKET the guy who said the F-word on "Saturday Night Live" nearly 25 years ago . . . committed suicide by SLITTING HIS OWN THROAT.
2005 - BOY GEORGE was arrested for having 13 bags of cocaine in his apartment after he called 911 to report a burglary. (It was supposedly because the MALE PROSTITUTE he'd hired for the night tried to rob him.)