Bruno Mars - 27 (Singer-songwriter who seems involved with about half of the pop hits right now.)
Nick Cannon - 32 ("Drumline", "Roll Bounce", MTV's "Wild 'N Out". Also, every man's HERO. and host of America's got talent.He was anotehr black man who got in line and schtupped Kim Kardashian!!! He, then married Mariah Carey.)
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin - 32 ("Real World/Road Rules Challenge" LEGEND. Now he's a pro rassler on the WWE offshoot, ECW.)
Kristanna Loken - 33 (The villain in "Terminator 3". She's a part-time lesbian. She used to SCISSOR with Michelle Rodriguez, )
Soon-Yi Previn - 42 (Woody Allen's Asiatic side-action-turned-wife.)
Julia Ann - 43 (Pornographic prostitute who's starred in 123 fine films, including . . . "Cougar Club", "Butt I Like It" and "CLAM SMACKERS".)
Emily Proctor - 44 (blonde chick on "CSI: Miami".)
Darrell Hammond - 57 ("SNL" Impressionist.)
Stephanie Zimbalist - 56 (was Detective Laura Holt on "Remington Steele".)
Robert "Kool" Bell - 62 (Kool & The Gang)
Sigourney Weaver - 63 (think alien and Avatar)
Susan Raye - 68 (Country singer AND was a regular on "HEE HAW".)
Jesse Jackson - 71 ( bitter black man..a reverend of a church I've never seen)
Chevy Chase - 69 SN legend of only one season
Paul Hogan - 73 (crocodile Dundee)
Rona Barrett - 76 ( she used to do what I am doing now)
1871 - The three-day GREAT CHICAGO FIRE touched off after a cow supposedly kicked over a kerosene lantern. 300 people were killed, 17,000 buildings were destroyed, and 99,000 people were left homeless.
1944 - "The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet" made its debut on CBS radio.
1956 - DON LARSEN threw the first and only PERFECT GAME in the World Series as the Yankees beat the Dodgers, 2-0.
1980 - BOB MARLEY collapsed on stage during a Pittsburgh concert. It was discovered that he had brain AND lung cancer . . . and he never performed again. Marley died at the age of 36 on May 1st, 1981.
1984 - ANNE MURRAY'S "A Little Good News" became the first album by a female artist to win the CMA Album of the Year award.
1993 - TED DANSON told a few racial jokes in "black face" at the Friars Club roast of his then-girlfriend WHOOPI GOLDBERG. Montel Williams, Larry King and Geraldo Rivera all walked out.
1996 - POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND successfully had his inflamed appendix removed.
1997 - "Boogie Nights" was released . . . starring MARK WAHLBERG.
2001 - RUSH LIMBAUGH announced that he'd gone deaf. Some people blamed Rush's temporary deafness on his OXYCOTIN AND VICODIN ABUSE. But that was never proven.
2002 - TRACE ADKINS was building a gravel road for his farm in Tennessee when the road collapsed and his TRACTOR FELL ON HIM. Trace suffered some crush injuries but didn't die.
2004 - MARTHA STEWART officially became #55170-054 when she began her five-month sentence at Camp Cupcake, in West Virginia.