Sean Lennon - 37 (John & Yoko's taboo interracial Amer-Asian son.)
Tyler James Williams - 20 (Young Chris Rock on "Everybody Hates Chris".)
Zachary Ty Bryan - 31 (Tim Allen's oldest son Brad on "Home Improvement".)
Steve Burns - 39 (The original host of "Blues Clues" who left the show to begin a "hmusic career.)
P.J. Harvey - 43 ( singer. Guess what P.J. stands for? POLLY JEAN.)
Guillermo Del Toro - 48 ("Hellboy" director who'wrote the screenplay for the upcoming "Hobbit" movies.)
Michael Paré - 54 ("Eddie & The Cruisers". This hunk should've been a HUGE star.)
SHARON OSBOURNE 60 Britsh fame whore with 2 talentless spawn fame whores who get on my nerves. i used to like her..but she's everywhere. She needs to take a vacation from the tube for while...and lock up her spawn
Ini Kamoze - 55
John O'Hurley - 58 (J. Peterman on "Seinfeld". He lost to Kelly Monaco on the first season of "Dancing with the Stars" . . . he but WHOOPED her in a rematch that was based ONLY on viewer votes.)
Scott Bakula - 58 ("Quantum Leap" AND "Star Trek: Enterprise" superstar.)
Tony Shalhoub - 59 (No matter how many Emmys he wins for "Monk", he will always be Antonio on "Wings". Also in the "Star Trek" spoof, "Galaxy Quest". .)
Jackson Browne - 64 (Biggest Hits: "Running On Empty", "Doctor My Eyes" and Daryl Hannah.He used to date Daryl Hannah AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HER. now he climbs trees and shit.
JOHN LENNON - (1940 - 1980)
Eddie Guerrero - (1967 - 2005) (Low rider-driving WWE superstar.)
John Entwistle - (1944 - 2002) (Cocaine-addicted bassist for The Who.)
Shannon "Savannah" Wilsey - (1970 - 1994) (Drug-addicted pornographic prostitute who dated Pauly Shore and then committed suicide. She shot herself after damaging her face in an auto accident.)
1776 - A group of gay Spanish missionaries settled in present-day SAN FRANCISCO.
1855 - The SEWING MACHINE MOTOR WAS PATENTED by the man whose name it still bears . . . ISAAC SINGER.
1872 - The FIRST MAIL-ORDER CATALOG was delivered. It was one page long, and was put out by MONTGOMERY WARD.
1949 - HARVARD LAW SCHOOL began admitting women. Let the co-ed cavorting commence.
1951 - MARILYN MONROE was urged to wear panties underneath her dress at RKO.
1961 - "Hit The Road Jack", by RAY CHARLES, peaked at #1 on the pop singles chart, while "Crying" by ROY ORBISON peaked at #2.
1973 - The short-lived TV series "Shaft" came to CBS with RICHARD ROUNDTREE making the jump from the big screen to once again play the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.
1973 - ELVIS and PRISCILLA PRESLEY got divorced in Santa Monica, California, after six years of marriage. (--"Scilla" was awarded nearly $1.5 million cash, $4,200 a month alimony for one year, half the sale price of the couple's $750,000 home and a 5% interest in two of Elvis' publishing companies.)
1983 - Helen Moss of Oxfordshire, England, became the OLDEST PERSON TO JOIN THE BROWNIES. She was 86. (--She got her badge in knot-tying using nothing but her BREASTS. No YOU shut up!!! I came prepared with that joke!!!)
1985 - THE STUNNING YOKO ONO dedicated a two-and-a-half acre garden memorial to JOHN LENNON in New York City's Central Park. The memorial's name: STRAWBERRY FIELDS.
1986 - FOX debuted as a TV network.
1996 - In the opening game of the AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES, 12-year-old Jeffrey Maier turned a probable fly-out into a game-tying home run. (--He reached over the right-field wall at Yankee Stadium, sweeping the ball into the stands with his baseball glove. His catch helped the Yankees win, 5-4 in 11 innings.)
1999 - In boxing's first sanctioned "BATTLE OF THE SEXES", Margaret MacGregor (A CHICK) DEFEATED Loi Chow (A DUDE . . . and professional JOCKEY) by winning all four rounds on all three judges' cards.