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October 23, 2012

Florida Man "shows his balls" to Cops to Prove He Wasn’t Masturbating and GETS OFF. (not arrested)

YEap..its Florida...

Police in Port St. Lucie were dispatched to the parking lot of a CVS after a call came in about a man masturbating inside his car.

Ballsitch


Confronting the man on his way out of the CVS, officers asked him to explain the "up and down motion in the area of his crotch" that caused attention to be brought on himself.

The man claimed he was simply scratching a jock itch as he had recently developed a rash in that region of his body.

He then asked if he could show someone his rash just to prove he was telling the truth. Apparently police agreed, because the suspect "presented his testicles" to an officer, who "verified that [he] did have a rash."

Authorities determined there was no proof that the man was performing lewd acts in public, and he was let go with no charges.

Posted at 09:21 AM in CHANGE MY DEPENDS FUNNY!, CRAZY WEIRD CRAP, This is how you do it, weird news, WTF????!!!!, you can't make this up |

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