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Athina Onassis Roussel - 28 (Granddaughter of Aristotle Onassis . . . and formerly the WORLD'S RICHEST TEENAGER. She is worth "at least" $800 MILLION. )
JONNY LANG - 32 (White on the outside. Pure blues on the inside.LOVE HIM)
Sara Gilbert - 38 ( Darlene on "Roseanne". Now she's on "The Big Bang Theory". She "loves the ladies", ya know.--Sara and her "partner" a writer (slash) producer named Allison Adler have two children.
Heather Graham - 43 (Felicity Shagwell in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me". Roller-Girl in "Boogie Nights". Ed Burns AND James Woods used to Schtupp her.)
Edward Burns - 45 ("Sidewalks of New York", "15 Minutes" and "Saving Private Ryan". He used to Schtupp Heather Graham . . . after James Woods was finished with her, of course. Now he's married to emphysema-plagued supermodel Christy Turlington.)
GREG LOUGANIS - 53 (Deliciously gay Olympic gold-medal diver back in the day.)
Tommy Ramone - 61 (The Ramones' drummer on the first three albums. Real name: Thomas Erdelyi. He and his successor behind the Ramones' drum kit, Marky Ramone, are still alive. Meanwhile, the singer, guitarist and bass player are all dead.
Ann Jillian - 63
Marc Singer - 65 ("The BeastMaster"!!! If you're a true Child of the '80s, you also remember Marc saving the world from an alien invasion in the miniseries "V"!!! Remember the human girl giving birth to the lizard baby? That was HARDCORE!!!)
Tom Selleck - 68
W.C. Fields - (1880 - 1946) (Real name: William Claude Dukenfield. Classic quote: "I believe in tying the marriage knot . . . as long as it's around the woman's neck.")
-Moses Cleaveland - (1754 - 1806) (Founder of Cleveland, Ohio. But when the city was named, they spelled his last name wrong: The correct spelling would be C-l-e-A-v-e-l-a-n-d.)
1958 - PAUL NEWMAN and JOANNE WOODWARD were married. If Paul were still alive, today would have been their 52ST ANNIVERSARY. He died last September.
1959 - WALT DISNEY'S "Sleeping Beauty" was released.
1977 - "Chico & The Man" star FREDDIE PRINZE shot and killed himself. He was only 22.
1977 - The ROSE ROYCE smash "Car Wash", the theme to the hilarious 1976 comedy of the same name, hit #1 on the pop singles chart!!!
1979 - BRENDA SPENCER, a San Diego teenager, shot and killed two people at her school. When asked why she did it, she said, quote, "I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS". (--Thus inspiring the BOOMTOWN RATS hit of the same name.)
1979 - Tragedy struck . . . when EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER disbanded!!!
1980 - Well-shnauzed superstar JIMMY DURANTE died of pneumonia at age 86.
1983 - "SEXUAL HEALING" by MARVIN GAYE peaked at #3 on the singles chart.
1993 - PRESIDENT CLINTON enacted the "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" policy, which allowed horny gays and lesbians to serve in the military . . . as long as they were discreet about their naughty behavior!!!
1995 - The SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS beat the SAN DIEGO CHARGERS, 49-26, at SUPER BOWL 29 . . . making the 49ers the first team to win FIVE Super Bowls.
1996 - At the 23rd annual American Music Awards --hosted by TWO comedy geniuses ( kidding), JEFF FOXWORTHY AND SINBAD), GARTH BROOKS was a triple winner.--When he was named Favorite Artist of the Year, Garth politely LEFT THE TROPHY ON THE PODIUM, saying the other nominees deserved the award more . . . especially HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH!!!)
2002 - NOELLE BUSH, crack-head daughter of Florida Governor JEB BUSH, and crack-head niece of then-President George W. Bush, was arrested for FELONY prescription fraud. Sideshow Noelle tried to buy Xanax (an anti-depressant) with a bogus prescription.
2006 - ABC "World News Tonight" co-anchor BOB WOODRUFF and his cameraman were seriously injured when their convoy was hit by an explosive device in Taji, Iraq.
2009 The Illinois Senate voted to remove Gov. Rod Blagojevich from office.