MY BIGGEST FAN EVER and lead SCHMOOZE CORRESPONDENT
...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY LOU WALLACE
Deryck Whibley - 33 (Five-foot-five, Canadian Sum 41 singer who used to schtupp Avril Lavigne ANYTIME HE WANTED TO. Now that Jenner/kardashian reality douche bag does...well I think they broke up)
KEVIN FEDERLINE!!! - 35 (K-Fed- "WAS a "Celebrity Fit Club" star adn married to BRIT BRIT spears..and the musical genius responsible for "PopoZao"!!!) . PopoZao is a Portuguese slang term that means "BIG ASS".)
ANANDA LEWIS - 40 (from MTV, the short-lived "The Ananda Lewis Show" and now "The Insider".
Jaye Davidson - 45 ( transsexual Dil in "The Crying Game". He also played Ra in the movie version of "Stargate".)
Jonas Berggren- 46 (ACE OF BASE) (Their biggest smashes include "All That She Wants" and "THE SIGN", which are certified Platinum . . . and "Don't Turn Around" and "Cruel Summer", which are certified Gold.)
Matthew Broderick - 51 (Ferris Bueller . He gets to schtupp Sarah Jessica Parker anytime he wants to and feed her sugar cubes !!!)
Rosie O'Donnell - 51 (Donald Trump just LOVES her.and so does Oprah..NOT!)
Gary Oldman - 55 (Jim Gordon in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight"; Mason Verger in "Hannibal"; Dracula in "Bram Stoker's Dracula"; Lee Harvey Oswald in "JFK"; Sid Vicious in "Sid & Nancy"; and Sirius Black in the "Harry Potter" movies.)
CONRAD LOZANO!!! - 62 (THE MEXICAN dude IN LOS LOBOS!!!)
Roger Hodgson - 63 (Supertramp guitarist!!!)
Rose Stone - 68 (Sly and the Family Stone's ORGANIST.)
Timothy Dalton - 69 (Widely considered the weakest adn Lame James Bond in "The Living Daylights" and "License to Kill" .) Prince Barin in the 1980 movie version of "Flash Gordon".
Johann Sebastian Bach - (1685 - 1750) (--Responsible for some of the greatest music ever written in the history of the planet Earth . . . but that does NOT include "18 and Life".)
1963 Alcatraz prison in San Francisco Bay was emptied of its last inmates.
1994 - Dudley Moore was arrested for hitting his girlfriend.
1994 - Steven Spielberg won his first Oscars. They were for best picture and best director for "Schindler's List."
1994 - Wayne Gretzky tied Gordie Howe's NHL record of 801 goals.
1994 - Bill Gates of Microsoft and Craig McCaw of McCaw Cellular Communications announced a $9 billion plan that would send 840 satellites into orbit to relay information around the globe.
1995 - New Jersey officially dedicated the Howard Stern Rest Area along Route 295. A blow job for eveyone
1995 - Tokyo police raided the headquarters of Aum Shinrikyo in search of evidence to link the cult to the Sarin gas released on five Tokyo subway trains.
1999 - Israel's Supreme Court rejected the final effort to have American Samuel Sheinbein returned to the U.S. to face murder charges for killing Alfred Tello, Jr. Under a plea bargain Sheinbein was sentenced to 24 years in prison.
2000 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration had overstepped its regulatory authority when it attempted to restrict the marketing of cigarettes to youngsters.
2001 - Nintendo released Game Boy Advance.
2002 - In Pakistan, Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh was charged with murder for his role in the kidnapping of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pear. Three other Islamic militants that were in custody were also charged along with seven more accomplices that were still at large.
2002 - In Paris, an 1825 print by French inventor Joseph Nicephore Niepce was sold for $443,220. The print, of a man leading a horse, was the earliest recorded image taken by photographic means.
2003 - It was reported that the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed up 235.27 (2.8%) at 8,521.97. It was the strongest weekly gain in more than 20 year