Andrea Bowen - 23 (Teri Hatcher's daughter Julie on "Desperate Housewives".Julie is back on the show now, after being impregnated by one of
Whitney Port - 28 ("Hills" fame whore. Where is she now?)
Josh Bowman- 25 (HOT STUD Daniel Grayson on "Revenge". used to Schtupp Amy Winehouse)
Landon Donovan - 31 (Star of the U.S. World Cup team.
CHAZ Bono - 44 (PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE HIM AS THE SEXIEST Dancinest MAN ALIVE without a full penis!)
Patsy Kensit - 45 (Mel Gibson nailed her in "Lethal Weapon 2". Liam Gallagher used to "Schtupp. her.)
Jason Newsted - 46 (Lead singer of The Lemonheads. Once upon a time, he schtupped Courtney Love . . .)
Jason Newsted - 50 (Ex-bassist for Metallica.)

Steven Weber - 52 (Brian Hackett on "Wings"!!!
Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini - 52 (WBA lightweight champ in
the '80s and "CELEBRITY BOXING" ringside announcer!!! .)
Mykelti Williamson - 56 Bubba in "Forrest Gump"!!!-In 1998, he actually stabbed a guy who was hanging around with his ex-wife. He was acquitted of attempted manslaughter. Probably because everybody loves that Bubba Gump shrimp.)

Patricia Heaton - 55 (Ray's wife on "Everybody Loves Raymond" then, Kelsey Grammer's on-air partner on that Fox sitcom nobody watched, "Back To You". Now she's the mom on the ABC comedy, "The Middle".)
ADRIAN ZMED - 59 ("T.J. HOOKER" AND "DANCE FEVER" STAR!!!)
CATHERINE O'HARA - 59 (The mom in "Beetlejuice" and the "Home Alone" films, AND she was the trampy Cookie in "Best in Show". She was also in "A Mighty Wind" and "For Your Consideration".)
Patsy Kensit - 45 (Mel Gibson nailed her in "Lethal Weapon 2". Liam Gallagher used to "Schtupp. her.)
Jason Newsted - 46 (Lead singer of The Lemonheads. Once upon a time, he schtupped Courtney Love . . .)
Jason Newsted - 50 (Ex-bassist for Metallica.)
Steven Weber - 52 (Brian Hackett on "Wings"!!!
Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini - 52 (WBA lightweight champ in
Mykelti Williamson - 56 Bubba in "Forrest Gump"!!!-In 1998, he actually stabbed a guy who was hanging around with his ex-wife. He was acquitted of attempted manslaughter. Probably because everybody loves that Bubba Gump shrimp.)
ADRIAN ZMED - 59 ("T.J. HOOKER" AND "DANCE FEVER" STAR!!!)
CATHERINE O'HARA - 59 (The mom in "Beetlejuice" and the "Home Alone" films, AND she was the trampy Cookie in "Best in Show". She was also in "A Mighty Wind" and "For Your Consideration".)
Piece of shit stupid ass Texas Gov. Rick Perry turns 63 years old today.
Paula Prentiss - 75 ( "Stepford Wives".) (She actually has one of the longest-lasting showbiz marriages on the books. She and director Richard Benjamin have been married since October of 1961. That's over 49 years!!!)
Knute Rockne - (1888 - 1931) (Legendary Notre Dame football coach.)
1952 - RONALD and NANCY REAGAN were married in San Fernando Valley, California. Today would have been their 60th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
1974 - The first issue of "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE hit the newsstands. MIA FARROW was on the cover.
1990 - Loyola Marymount University basketball star, and the nation's leading scorer, HANK GATHERS, died after collapsing on the court during a game. He had begun easing his heart medication dosages because he said it was sapping his strength.
1994 - Four extremists were convicted in the WORLD TRADE CENTER bombing in which six people were killed and more than a thousand were injured.
1994 - JOHN CANDY died of a heart attack. He was only 43.
1996 - Country legend MINNIE PEARL died of a stroke at the age of 83. I think they just took the tag off her hat and placed it around her big toe.
1998 - The Supreme Court ruled that SEXUAL HARASSMENT at work can be illegal even when the offender and victim are of the SAME GENDER.
2001 - GLENN HUGHES, the biker from the VILLAGE PEOPLE, died of lung cancer at the age of 50. He was buried in his GAY LEATHERMAN outfit!!!
2005 - MARTHA STEWART hauled ass from Camp Cupcake . . . more formally known as the Alderson Federal Prison Camp . . . just 30 minutes past the stroke of MIDNIGHT after serving five months in prison
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