I couldn't resist.........
I couldn't resist.........
And ORRIN HATCH just shit himself...AGAIN
WASHINGTON -- The federal government will recognize the same-sex marriages that were performed in Utah during a brief window, despite the state government's decision not to do the same, Attorney General Eric Holder announced Friday.
A federal judge in Utah struck down the state's ban on same-sex marriages on Dec. 20, and thousands of couples rushed to get their marriage licenses. But the state of Utah is appealing the decision, and the Supreme Court earlier this week put the ruling on hold until the appeals court has ruled.
Why is it always the ones that look like closet pervs, are the ones who scream the loudest? The GOP needs to concentrate on Jobs..instead of BLOW JOBS
Virginia lawmakers sure are obsessed with oral sex!
Just months after the Supreme Court declined Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli's attempts to reinstate Virginia's anti-sodomy law, which had been struck down as unconstitutional, the legislature is out to regulate Old Dominion bedrooms once again.
Only this time, the state is limiting its reach -- to teenagers. (Also, to adults who have certain kinds of sex in public -- presumably outside of actual bedrooms -- and those who hang out with prostitutes, either in or out of the house.)
--Sarah Shahi - 34 ( was brunette detective on NBC's cancelled"Life". She was also Carmen from Showtime's "The L Word".)
--CHRIS SMITH - 35 (Daddy Mack . . . or Mack Daddy . . . of KRIS KROSS!!!
--Brad Roberts - 50 (Lead singer and guitarist of the CRASH TEST DUMMIES. "MMM MMM MMM MMM"!!!)
Evan Handler - 53 (was Charlotte's husband, Harry Goldenblatt, on "Sex and the City" and Charlie on "Californication".)
GEORGE FOREMAN - 65 can we say GRILL?
Frank Sinatra Jr. - 69 (Frank Sinatra's SON.)
Al Goldstein - 77 (Dirty old man publisher of "Screw" magazine. He's basically broke, and last anyone heard, was making $10 an hour at a deli in New York City. At one point, he was living in a homeless shelter.)
--Ray Bolger - (1904 - 1987) (Scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz".)
--Jim Croce - (1943 - 1973) (Blue-collar singer "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown", "Time in a Bottle"
--LINDA LOVELACE - Would have been 63 -(1949 - 2002) ("Deep Throat" legend. FYLLI . . . For Your Linda Lovelace Information: Linda learned the SWORD-SWALLOWING technique of relaxing one's throatal muscles from her first husband . .
1949 - Vinyl records were introduced by RCA (45 rpm) and Columbia (33.3 rpm).
1956 - Elvis Presley recorded his first songs as an RCA Victor artist in Nashville. Elvis recorded "Heartbreak Hotel," "I Was the One," "I’m Counting On You," "I Got a Woman" and "Money Honey."
1979 - Richard Carpenter entered a chemical dependency treatment center in Topeka, KS.
1981 - The Gilbert and Sullivan musical "The Pirates of Penzance" opened at Broadway's Uris Theatre, starring Linda Ronstadt and Rex Smith.
1982 The Great PAUL LYNDE died in his Beverly hills home. A noted Character actor Lynde was well known for his roles as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched and Harry MacAfee, the befuddled father in Bye Bye Birdie (both the musical and the film-version). He was also the regular "center square" guest on the game show Hollywood Squares from 1968 to 1981.
1994 - In Manassas, VA, Lorena Bobbitt went on trial. She had been charged with maliciously wounding her husband John. She was acquitted by reason of temporary insanity.
1997 - Shelby Lynne Barrackman was strangled to death by her grand-father when she licked the icing off of cupcakes. He was convicted of the crime on September 15, 1998.
1997 - James Brown got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
2000 - It was announced that Time-Warner had agreed to buy America On-line (AOL). It was the largest-ever corporate merger priced at $162 billion. The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) approved the deal on December 14, 2000.
Jeremy Renner (actor) is 43 “Jem” in The Town HURT LOCKER STAR..in the new MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
DOUG E. DOUG!!! - 44 ( from "Cosby", "Cool Runnings", and "Eight-Legged Freaks". )
David Yost (actor) is 45- The original “Blue Ranger” on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Rand Paul - 51 (Tea Partying asshole Senator from Kentucky.with a drunken son)
Kathy Valentine - 55 (The Go-Go's"rugged" bass player. Biggest albums: 1981's "Beauty and the Beat", featuring "Our Lips Are Sealed" and "We Got the Beat" . . .)
Katie Couric - 57 (Former CBS Evening News anchor and former TODAY SHOW host with the most famous non-porno colon in America and may just have GENERAL HOSPITAL cancelled. she's now moving to ABC)
David Caruso - 58 ("CSI: Miami" stud with the "fire down below"and a pair of sunglass surgically sewed to his head)
ERIN GRAY!!! - 64 (Colonel Wilma Deering on "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century", AND Kate Summers Stratton on "SILVER SPOONS"!!!)
David Caruso - 66 (Loggins & Messina FOOTLOOSE DANGER ZONE writing genius!!!)
JANN WENNER!!! - 68 ( "Rolling Stone" founder and publisher. He's gay !)
Paul Revere - 75 (Leader of Paul Revere & The Raiders. Paul Revere & The Raiders gave us the incredible classic jams "Kicks", "Indian Reservation" and "Just Like Me".)
Charles Addams 1/7/1912 - 9/29/1988 THE ADDAMS FAMILY American cartoonist
Aristotle Onassis 1/7/1906 (O.S.) - 3/15/1975 Greek shipping magnate never got touch Jackie O...
1894 - One of the earliest motion picture experiments took place at the THOMAS EDISON studio in West Orange, New Jersey. Comedian Fred Ott was filmed sneezing!!! Hilarity ensued.
1913 - William M. Burton received a patent for his method of manufacturing the "magic moving potion" we now call GASOLINE. Standard Oil bought that method.
1927 - The HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS played their first game, in Hinckley, Illinois. The white team probably lost.
1953 - President Truman announced that the U.S. had developed a HYDROGEN BOMB.
1962 - CHUBBY CHECKER'S "The Twist" set a record by reaching #1 for the second time. Previously, it was #1 on September 13th, 1960.
1967 - CHARLEY PRIDE became the first black artist to perform at the Grand Ole Opry.
1970 - The farmers next door to MAX YASGUR'S estate sued him for $35,000. They didn't appreciate the chaos created by the little festival he hosted . . . which he called WOODSTOCK.
1992 - Pitchers ROLLIE FINGERS and TOM SEAVER were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Reggie Jackson was once asked how fast Seaver's pitches were. He said, quote, "Blind people came to the game just to listen to his fastball."
1996 - One of the biggest blizzards in U.S. history hit the eastern states. More than 100 deaths were later blamed on the severe weather.
1998 - Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky signed an affidavit denying that she had an affair with U.S. President Clinton.
1999 - U.S. President Clinton went on trial before the Senate. It was only the second time in U.S. history that an impeached president had gone to trial. Clinton was later acquitted of perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
2002 - Comedian AVERY SCHREIBER died of a heart attack at the age of 66.
2005 Actor Brad Pitt and actress Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage.
2006 Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas and total Asswipe, facing corruption charges, stepped down as House majority leader. the hammer got hammered! SCUM!