this will make Rick Santorum have a major chubby...and moist in his panties!
Well, Kickstarter, it looks like you've finally arrived. And I don't just mean that you launched 27K projects, saw $99 million pledged, or attracted 30 million+ visitors last year -- all of which equalled a sizable increase in activity on your compared to the year prior. No, I mean that your winning crowdfunding model has been adopted by the adult industry.
just saying...
Dancing with the Stars Leaked..? Watching Miss Ego and total Clueless Sherri Shepard do the Dance of the Orca's on Dancing with the Stars is not on my to do list for Monday nights. The dim witted co-host of the THE VIEW who thinks the world might be flat AND Melissa Gilbert , best known for yelling PA!! PA!! to michael landon on "Little house on the prairie" each week, and Handsome Jack Wagner ( I don't schtupp Heather locklear no more) are the latest 3 to be leaked.
i've never ever watched a full season of this show..but it seems to mezmerize middle america.. I'd rather watch THE VOICE
Just announced, Sacha Baron Cohen has been invited by the producers of The Academy Awards to crash attend the presitious awards ceremony dressed as Admiral Gen. Shabazz Aladeen, his alter-ego for the upcoming comedy The Dictator.
"We're thrilled to have him and he'll be on the red carpet dressed as The Dictator," Brian Grazer told Extra.
While initially leary (and rightly so, considering some of the stunts Cohen has pulled at other awards shows), the Oscar producers seem to have seen the light, as the possibility of higher ratings from the chance of Cohen doing something unexpected might have been too good an opportunity to pass up, not to mention all the free press he'll get for his film.
An Academy spokesperson said she had not heard about the plans for Cohen, but if the welcome mat stays unfurled, Cohen will have succeeded in pulling off one of the more brazen publicity stunts in recent Hollywood history. The Oscars, viewed by hundreds of millions of people worldwide, will give Cohen and The Dictator a huge promotional platform.
With all the ups and downs surrounding the Academy Awards this year, the last thing they want is to turn their star-studded fasion freak show into a, well... freak show.
After word got out that "Dictator" creator Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to attend the awards fest as his most recent character (and not as himself, representing Best Picture nominee Hugo), the Academy was quick to the defense when rumors of Cohen's banning began to circulate:
"We haven't banned him," an Academy spokesperson tells The Hollywood Reporter. "We're just waiting to hear what he's going to do."
Still, the Academy is making it clear that Cohen is not welcome to use the red carpet as a platform for a promotional stunt for his upcoming movie The Dictator...
Appearing on the Today Show, Admiral General Aladeen (Cohen's The Dictator character) had a few choice words not only for the Academy, but for America as well, plus some extra props to host Billy Crystal.
"I am OUTRAGED at being banned from The Oscars by the Academy Of Motion Pictures Arts and Zionists.”
He adds, "While I applaud the academy for taking away my right to free speech ... I warn you that if you do not lift your sanctions and give me my tickets back by 12 PM on Sunday, you will face unimaginable consequences!"
Hopefully these consequences don't include appearing on the Red Carpet in a mankini made popular by Cohen's previous character and film-star Borat. If his hair and beard are any indication, I'm sure his man bits would look something along the lines of two plums dressed as Treasure Trolls for Halloween.
But Cohen, not shy to push the bar, may still have something up his sleeve. Will he let the Academy "dicate" the Dictator? I'll have to watch on February 26th to see!
this is So horrible....A song so awe inspiring "DRUNK TEXT"..Your fifteen minutes are up..enjoy your millions and stop trying to make a comeback..
I think she and Kanye should tour
The piece of shit song chronicles the dangers of sending text messages while inebriated, as explained by the heiress, 31.
"I went out to the club the other night to, you know, dance with my bitches," the song begins.
Other lyrical gems include: "My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent."
And: "You take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting.' It's called 'sexting.' But when you add 'drunk sexting,' the words just don't make sense.' "
Untitled from Craig Raby on Vimeo.
Im not afraid to call out the untalented...
So some tards call him a genius? WHAT? he can't sing without autotune..HE HAS NO FUCKIN VOICE. if you can stomach THIS video you will see my point.. Lyrics? Pathetic..he uses Pussy many times... and the N word. Its also more proof of young people with NO clue to what REAL TALENT is as they laugh and are entertained by THIS.
PLEASE DEAR GAWD give us more ADELE..Christine Aguilera... Adam Levine..Michael Buble..and show these Fake performers who can't sing a note to.. STFU!
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