This is what you call clinging desperately to some sort of 15 minutes.. this wrinkled prune fame whore..has offered her leather lady bits to gay porn...Cuz STRAIGHT porn Vivid turned her down.
You read that correctly. Tanning Mom will appear in a gay porn, according to TMZ. The New Jersey native will reportedly make $1,000 for a cameo appearance in an episode of Lucas Entertainment's "Kings of New York." However, she will be fully clothed and there won't be any sex involved.
"I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom, well if you REALLY want to make MONEY then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness,"Krentcil wrote in an email obtained by E! News. "Because let's face it I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."
Hirsch told E! News his company declined because Vivid doesn't do "Granny Porn."
I have to renounce myself, I'm no longer into homosexuality I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create. I could care less about the fame and fortune, I've giving all that up to know the true history of the bible. For I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah. And as True Israel I know that there are certain things we just can't do. And I totally understand that now. I don't need a Mercedes Benz, I don't need a big house in Beverly Hills all I need is the Most High and my family (Israel). I have been awaken by the great and so should you. Let's be delivered from the wickedness of the world and live the way we should. The Most High bless all and have a beautiful evening. Israel wake up and take full power of who you are. I'm ready are you?
so the whole world knows you have a giant PINK DILDO...
Thank you, random Bostonian being interviewed by the BBC about the bombing suspects, thank you for bringing a small amount of joy into this horrible day.
Without you, today would have been entirely free of awkwardly placed dildos, or possibly giant pink joke water bottles, and we would have no one to laugh at. But you, you noble bastard, you have given us someone to mock, someone to laugh at, and something to help us momentarily forget the horrors of this week. Thank you, you awkward little weirdo. Thank you.
IMAGES All images that appear on the site are copyright their respective owners and VIEWS FROM A BROAD claims no credit for them unless otherwise noted. If you own the rights to any of the images and do not wish them to appear on the site please contact us and they will be promptly removed
VIEWS FROM A BROAD is a gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and VIEWS FROM A BROAD makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.