VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Happy Mothers Day...... for all you muthas out there!

One of my dear friends and awesome photographers,  Michael Place.. took some pics yesterday..and sent this to his mom..and I  thought it was so awesome..i said LET me post and  folks  could send it out..to theirs...

Enjoy

Just for Mothers Day: TOP SIGNS YOU'RE A BAD MOM

 ITS MOTHERS DAY SUNDAY!!! Sadly, not all mothers are deserving of this honor.

and here is .......

TOPS SIGNS......

When your kid asks who her daddy is, you point at the NBA game on TV and say, "One of them."

You're lazy, worthless and never worked a day in your life. Just like Ann Romney. 

You hog all the UV light in the tanning booth. 

You've been reduced to shooting porno to support your 14 kids.

You buy all your kids' school supplies with Marlboro Miles.

The only thing you cook is meth.

You discover that letting your children smoke curbs their appetite and saves you from having to cook.

You formula-fed your newborn so you could save your breast milk for White Russians.

When you were younger, your pregnancy was the subject of an MTV reality show.

The only thing you cook is meth.

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The ABSolute Beautiful Zac Efron scratching his balls on a balcony Down under..

and wouldnt you like to be down under...RIGHT NOW?  Zac Efron is Perfection..pure perfection...

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TOP THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR ON EASTER

YES...I'm going to hell......

Money's tight.  We'll be painting rocks this year.

C'mon kids, we're headed to an egg hunt at Mr. Polanski's house.

Jesus has risen, and thanks to Viagra, so has gramps.

And I found this silver egg in mommy's bedside table!

Instead of the Easter Bunny's eggs, this year we used the Octomom's.  

Hey, look at my crotch-less bunny costume!

I scooped out these Cadbury Eggs and loaded them with my own "special filling."

Dad, come meet my Jewish boyfriend.

Hey kids, don't forget to check for eggs beneath the Hitler surfboard!

Come on.  You're not too old to give your grandpa an Easter foot rub.

The Easter basket grass is almost as fake as me and your mommy's love.

That's a beautiful Easter dress, Mr. Seacrest.

Sorry kids.  The dog caught and maimed the bunny.

Well, it looks like we're calling for takeout.  Granddad had his way with the ham again this year.

Next year let's hide the eggs AFTER they're out of the chicken.

Say goodbye to Aunt Millie just in case.  She goes before that new Obama death panel tomorrow.

Great hiding place!  I never would've thought to look for eggs beneath Nana's breast folds.

It's only two o'clock in the afternoon and the Captain Morgan's already gone.

 

Jennifer Lopez Tweets Steamy Valentine's Day Photo With BOY TOY and love: Casper Smart

JLO tweeted an intimate photo of herself with  boy toy boyfriend Casper Smart on Valentine's Day. In the shot, Jennifer has her eyes closed, resting her head against Casper's muscular ripllin much years younger  tattooed shoulder.

If ya got it flaunt it baby..I'd do the same damn thing.. twenty sumthin goes into 40 sumthin... a lot...

 

Boy toy for Valentines