VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Narcissistic Sherri Shepherd, Melissa Gilbert ( Pa! PA!! ), & Jack Wagner Will Join 'Dancing With the Stars'!

Dancing with the Stars Leaked..? Watching Miss Ego and total Clueless Sherri Shepard do the Dance of the Orca's on Dancing with the Stars is not on my to do list for Monday nights. The dim witted co-host of the THE VIEW who thinks the world might be flat AND Melissa Gilbert , best known for yelling PA!! PA!! to michael landon on "Little house on the prairie" each week, and Handsome Jack Wagner ( I don't schtupp Heather locklear no more) are the latest 3 to be leaked.

i've never ever watched a full season of this show..but it seems to mezmerize middle america.. I'd rather watch THE VOICE

Mitt Romney continues to dwell On Michigan's Trees-Cars and his many Cadillacs!! He's like friggin RAINMAN

what is up with this assholes infatuation with trees and cars?

In another moment that portrays his flip floppin ass as out of touch with everyday Americans, Mitt Romney listed not two, not three, but four American-made cars he and his wife Ann own -- including "a couple of Cadillacs" that Ann drives.

"I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles," Romney said during an economic policy address at Ford Field in Detroit on Friday. "I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs actually. I used to have a Dodge pickup truck, so I used to have all three covered."

He's like friggin Rain man with the tree shit.

 

Man Indicted For Chopping Friend's Hand Off For Insurance Money....WTF??

I guess the moral here is to beware of people who want you to lend them a hand....

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A Cayce man has been charged with insurance fraud after another man’s hand was chopped off.

Thirty-four-year-old Gerald B. Hardin faces six charges, including mail fraud for a 2008 incident in Sumter County where a man’s had was cut off with a pole saw.

Federal indictments state that Hardin and another person used a saw to intentionally cut off the hand of a third person in an insurance fraud scheme. The indictment says the men submitted claims under a homeowner’s insurance policy and three accidental death and dismemberment polices.

It says the men received more than $670,000.

Hardin faces up to 20 years in prison and $250,000 in fines if he is convicted.

It was not clear if he has an attorney.

(An attorney would certainly come in "handy" in this case)

SOURCE: CBS CHARLOTTE.

(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)

 

 

VIDEO: "He snatched muh phone".. Supremes on crack telling Cops Chris Brown took her cell phone.

This is Friggin hysterical .. Ya just gotta love these 3 Ho's ..htey are adding up the coin in their heads already.

 

The woman who claims Chris Brown robbed her of her cell phone was captured on video obtained by TMZ, clearly agitated as she tells cops, "He snatched my phone."

Christal Spann and her 2 friends seem spontaneous and upset as she exclaims several times, "I just want my phone back."  

One of Spann's friends told police, Brown exclaimed, "Bitch, you not gonna put this up on no website."

THE ACADEMY/OSCARS turn down Ester Goldberg because of a Costume / character too!

The stick up their asses ACADEMY denied my application for Red carpet Credentials for the OSCARS and OSCAR set up...because I am considered a CHARACTER and not real. After telling me NO PROBLEM..

some idiot realized I was actually funny- do my homemwork and entertain...

However...they''ll let these vapid Bimbo clueless Morons on the red carpet asking about WHAT THE FUCK YOUR"E WEARING..and think America cares..THEY DONT! they want to be entertained ..laugh and learn something.  Ae you as sick as I am of these clueless drecks 

America could give a RATS ASS about what these people wear... they want to be entertained.

Poster for the Hockey Movie "Goon" Was Banned in Toronto Because of Cunnilingus Sign (TRAILER)

And we thought CANADA was progressive... funny isn't it? They'll slap a fat ass pic of Kim KUNTRASHIAN  in the Mall and promote sex for cash- the wonders of product placement with your snatch.. or how to Do the NBA - NFL and make millions.They' ll show Snooki and the cast of Jersey Whores drunk and fornicating..but THIS IS BANNED?  Silly huh?

anyhoo..

A poster for the upcoming hockey movie "Goon" was banned in Toronto because it features actor JAY BARUCHEL making a hand signal that's associated with the ORAL PLEASING OF A WOMAN.

More Goon Videos

 

Paris Hilton's released a new piece of crap Techno Single 'Drunk Text'! (your ears will bleed)

this is So horrible....A song so awe inspiring  "DRUNK TEXT"..Your fifteen minutes are up..enjoy your millions and stop trying to make a comeback..

I think she and Kanye should tour

The piece of shit song  chronicles the dangers of sending text messages while inebriated, as explained by the heiress, 31. 

"I went out to the club the other night to, you know, dance with my bitches," the song begins. 

Other lyrical gems include: "My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent."

  And: "You take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting.' It's called 'sexting.' But when you add 'drunk sexting,' the words just don't make sense.' " 

Untitled from Craig Raby on Vimeo.