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ATTENTION WOMEN and GAY TWINKS!!! Your skinny jeans could be a health danger VIDEO

Chances are you've probably never heard of a disorder called Meralgia Parasthetica but Listen up fashion bitches and lil Gay twinks i have a warning! . Most of you are  probably not going to get it unless you do the ONE BIG THING...Wearing SKINNY JEANS. 

 

there should be an age cut-off for SKINNY JEANS

 

Dr. Karen Boyel of the Greater Baltimore Medical Center says there's been a rise in Meralgia Parasthetica, and it's all because of the rise of . . . SKINNY JEANS.

They can compress the nerves in your thigh and cause numbness and tingling.  In the worst case, your nerve would have to be removed, leaving your leg permanently numb

SOURCE

 

Exposed Man Allegedly Ties Himself To Tree And Waits For Anonymous Sex

So ya wanna get a little action.. can't afford an escort or a korean Massage..what do you do? Well, if you're Alan Petrusson you could tie your ass to a tree spread eagle.. and wait for someone to come play ring tosss with your junk..

Last week, Ramsey, Minn. police say, Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, put a blindfold on, exposed his genitals and waited for anonymous sex near a public park, according to CBS Minnesota.

 Petrusson claimed to have been just resting in the sling and that he did not realize he was exposed, police think he may have been there for anonymous sex, according to Ramsey Police Chief Jim Way.

“There is a lot of sexual activity in the park,” Way said.

Despite visits by police to the park daily and undercover operations twice a year, “there are always things going on in the park,” he said.

Most of the activity is male-on-male.

While having a man tie himself to a tree using slip knots is unusual, there have been incidents, which have included a man in his car, relaxing and enjoying a book being disturbed by a man reaching into his window and a local pastor who tried to get away from officers by jumping in the river, Way said. ( always a man of GOD getting his rocks off)

 

It's Official and here's the pic: Britney Spears, Demi Lovato to Judge 'X Factor'

Like this is gonna be some rating coup?

The official word finally arrived on Monday at the Fox programming upfront held at New York's Beacon Theater. Spears, along with fellow pop star and tablemate Demi Lovato join Simon and LA Reid at the upfronts

OMG! 'Smash': Watch as Ellis Finally Gets His Comeuppance (Exclusive Video)

Guess who gets ya the clips HUH??

Check out the  SMASH CLIP form the Season finale below to see Ellis' shocking confession to Eileen -- and her triumphant response that's been a season in the making! -- after her assistant refuses to go on a coffee run and insists she recognize him has a producer.

guess the little Queen shoulda gotten the coffee

 

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