VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Male Model 'The Price Is Right' Winner hunky Rob Wilson Starts His New Gig!!

Our Morning Swoon... ROB wilson the winner of the MALE MODEL PRICE IS RIGHT GIG..started this week....

I'll take  his... oops THE BOX...

The Worst Halloween Costume: Inflatable King Dong Penis Costume BLACK ( unless you are Kim Kardashian)

Well we know what Kim Kuntrashian is going as for Halloween..

A British website is selling what's GOT to be the most offensive store-bought Halloween costume of the year.  It's called the "Inflatable King Dong Penis Costume Black."  And it is what it sounds like . . . a full-body, chocolate-colored costume that inflates around your body to turn you into a black man's junk.  It's selling for $48.

The Adult Inflatable King Ding Penis Costume includes a one-piece novelty bodysuit with puffed legs and a pull tie fastening around the head to ensure a good fit.

The novelty costume also comes complete with an inbuilt fan and inflates around your body. You will need to purchase AA batteries from the additional accessories to activate the fan.

This hilarious outfit would be ideal for a stag night, especially when teamed up with our Adult Adult Inflatable King Dong Penis Costume.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Recommended height for this costume is between 5′ 8″ to 6′ tall. Any shorter than this and you may experience problems inflating this costume to full effect. Any taller and the costume will be overstretched and probably an uncomfortable fit.

The same website also sells a giant white penis costume, but that’s just not believable.

 

OMFG! Skyfall 'Two Minute' - Official NEW Trailer [HD] James Bond 007

This looks so damn friggin awesome....... new official 'two minute' trailer for James Bond 'Skyfall'. Daniel Craig is back as Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in Skyfall, the 23rd adventure in the longest-running film franchise of all time. In Skyfall, Bond's loyalty to M is tested as her past comes back to haunt her. As MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.

 

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO's Corporate Jet Rulebook Reveals GAY Cult-Like Secret World of Michael Jeffries

WOW talk about Excessive Compulsive.. the 68 yr old CEO sleeps with a pic of a male torso and is obsessed with hairless twinks..toilet paper- flip flops- boxers and CHER's TAKE ME HOME(and BOTOX)

 

READ ABOUT THE LAWSUIT HERE Here are some highlights from the "Aircraft Standards" manual:

The four models or actors who work as cabin attendants must never respond to Matthew or Michael, as the manual refers to Jeffries and Smith, by saying anything but a friendly "no problem." Phrases like "sure" or "just a minute" are not permitted.

Crew members are provided with a specific uniform by Abercrombie & Fitch: jeans, boxer briefs, polo shirts and flip flops. When it is 50 degrees or colder outside, all crew members are required to wear winter coats. The jacket should be zipped up to the "forth button from the bottom," the manual specifies. "The lowest button should be left undone," it says.

Male staff (yes, only males) should "spritz" their uniforms with Abercrombie & Fitch #41 cologne "throughout the duration of the shift."

On flights home, the crew must make sure to play the song "Take Me Home" as guests enter the cabin.
Before guests go to sleep, crew should "spray the bedding with sleep spray."

Michael and Matthew's dogs Ruby, Trouble and Sammy are nearly as picky as their owners, it seems. The manual outlines a five-point instruction set for seating the pets. "When Ruby and Trouble travel, Ruby will sit opposite Michael in the cabin, in Sammy's seat," it says. "When Sammy travels, Ruby will sit in Trouble's seat."

Danish Website is Giving a Free iPhone to the Man With the Smallest Penis

NEVER BEFORE has it been so lucrative to have a super small penis.. SO..you can only imagine the Stampede in Korea or Nagasaki!!!

If you live in Denmark and you want a new iPhone and you not only have a small penis but you have the smallest penis out of all the men who send photos of their penises to a certain Danish "erotica site." For everyone else, nothing has changed. 

Want to participate? Send the site a pic of your dick and they'll post it up for their female users to judge. The contestant who is determined to have the teeniest penis will win himself a new iPhone.

Runner-ups won't leave empty-handed: They'll receive an iPad 3 for their trouble.

"So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web," Fabricius said.