A Florida woman was arrested for dropping the kids off before going to the pool -- she took a poop in a stranger's yard and then cleaned off with a skinny dip.
my Cootch was dirty
Cheryl Beauchamp was busted after the homeowner spotted her on a surveillance camera that was trained on his yard. When cops arrived, the 35-year-old told them that she only took the dip because she didn't have anyplace to stay and she needed a bath. And she needed a bath because she was on her way to an appointment with President Obama.
Beauchamp also told officers that she wanted to go to jail -- a request they granted by charging her with burglary and criminal mischief.
A New York woman ended up behind bars after trying to end her Florida vacation by getting some kicks -- in the general direction of the nuts of a cop.
BITCh looks like Michele Bachmann
Norma Brownstein finished a hearty meal at the Buddha Garden Chinese restaurant, then decided she'd name her own price -- leaving a mere five bucks for about $65 worth of chow. When a restaurant manager objected, she began cursing and telling him that she had no intention of paying the entire amount, leading to a911 call.
The officer who arrived to question Brownstein was greeted with a kick to the upper thigh, a move Brownstein repeated after being cuffed and laid on the ground. Her arrest report noted, "She had glassy eyes, and the odor of an unknown alcoholic beverage was emanating from her."
A man in Kingsport, Tennessee is accused of trying to sell his six-year-old daughter to raise bond money to free his jailed girlfriend.
Shawn Wayne Hughes, 32, was charged with illegal payments in connection with placement of a child as well as drug possession. His 27-year-old girlfriend, Jessica April Carey, had been arrested for child abuse and neglect. Carey’s grandmother, who is the great-grandmother of Hughes’ and Carey’s two children, contacted police.
Authorities say while they were at the grandmother’s home, they monitored her conversation with Hughes on speakerphone. He told her that he would sign away custody of his daughter if she gave him $1,500. Police instructed her to take the offer, and arrested him when he arrived.
Hughes isn’t the first to try and swap his kids for cash. In 2011, a woman in Washington was accused of trying to sell her newborn inside a Taco Bell for $500. That same year, a Delaware mother allegedly attempted to sell her infant for $15,000 so she could take her other two kids on a trip to Disney World. (Huffington Post)
In Delaware, a pair of teenage girls allegedly carjacked an 89-year-old woman and drove around with her in the trunk for nearly two days and then dumped her in a cemetary.
here are mugshots of the teen trash
The girls, aged 14 and 15, asked the woman for a lift home. When she agreed, they repaid her kindness – by demanding her keys and forcing her into the trunk.
The girls even picked up two 17-year-old boys and kept driving around with the poor woman back there.
They eventually let her out at a cemetery more than 20 miles from where she had picked them up. She was taken to the hospital for treatment and released.
All four teens were charged as adults. The girls were charged with robbery, carjacking, kidnapping, and conspiracy – and were held on $122,000 cash bonds. The two boys were charged with kidnapping, conspiracy and receiving stolen property and are being held on $27,000. (NY Daily News)
YEAP FLORIDA!! Are all guys named Bubba stupid ass rednecks?
Robert “Bubba” Martin, 24, faces misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and battery.
This guy takes his booze cruise very seriously. A pleasure cruise to the Florida Keys ended in cuffs for Robert “Bubba” Martin, who punched his girlfriend’s father and bit the captain after getting caught having sex in one of the boat’s bathrooms.
Passengers notified an engineer on the Key West Express that Bubba was doing the nasty with his girlfriend in one of the men’s restrooms. When the father barged in to break up the party, Bubba came out swinging.
The captain restrained Bubba with zip ties, but Bubba said he was diabetic and that they were too tight. Promising he would behave if the zip ties were removed, Bubba was released but bit the captain’s hand. He now faces misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and battery. (NaplesNews.com)
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