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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History May 21, 2013: Mr.T - Al Franken - Sarah Ramos

 Sarah Ramos, Actress ("Parenthood"), turns 22

Josh Hamilton - 32  (Texas Rangers MVP centerfielder who loves to party)

Lisa Edelstein - 45  ( Dr. Lisa Cuddy on "House".)

JUDGE REINHOLD!!! - 54  (Eddie Murphy's white partner in the "Beverly Hills Cop" trilogy and Brad in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High".)

MR. T!!! - 59  (B.A. Baracus on "The A-Team".  Clubber Lang in "Rocky 3".  Samson in "D.C. Cab".  He was Hulk Hogan's tag team  partner in the first "Wrestlemania" AND was once a bodyguard for  Muhammad Ali.) 

Al Franken - 60  ("SNL" veteran "Stuart Smalley" . and author of the books "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot" and "LIES:  And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them".  he's a Senator from Minnesota now.  .)

  LEO SAYER!!! - 63  (BIGGEST HITS:  1976's #1 SMASHES "WHEN I NEED YOU" AND "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING"!!!)

 Richard Hatch - 66  (No relation to the evil tax evading Gay Conniving Richard Hatch from "Survivor". This Richard Hatch is a trained theSpian.  In fact, he was Golden Globe-nominated for his stellar performances as Captain Apollo on the ORIGINAL "Battlestar Galactica".)

Ronald Isley - 70  (The Isley Brothers.  Biggest hits:  1962's "Twist & Shout";  1969's "It's Your Thing";  1973's "That Lady (Part One)";  and 1975's "Fight The Power (Part One)".

The Notorious B.I.G. - Would have been 40 - (1972 - 1997)

Chris Benoit - (1967 - 2007)  (WWE wrestler.  Was once known as one of the best technical pro wrestlers in history.  Now, he'll be forever remembered as the sick junkie who murdered his wife and kid before hanging himself.)

Jeffrey Dahmer - (1960 - 1994) EVIL! killed in prison and rotting in the depths of hell.

Fats Waller 5/21/1904 - 12/15/1943 American pianist and composer think AINT MISBEAVEN!

1819 - The first BICYCLES, known as "SWIFT WALKERS", were introduced in the U.S.

1901 - Connecticut became the first state to impose a SPEED LIMIT FOR CARS.  The new law restricted the high-powered horseless carriage to a blazing 12 MILES PER HOUR on country highways, and 8 MILES PER HOUR within city limits.

1963 - 13-year-old STEVIE WONDER recorded "Fingertips Part 2", live at the Regal Theater in Chicago during a "Motown Revue".  It became his first #1 hit.

1968 - PETE TOWNSHEND of THE WHO married designer Karen Astley.  They were married for 32 years before divorcing in 2000.  

1968 - BRIAN JONES of the ROLLING STONES was arrested for the SECOND TIME for possession of the very illegal and highly addictive CANNABIS in his London apartment.

1980 - MARLO THOMAS married the silver-tongued silver fox PHIL DONAHUE.  Today is their 30th Anniversary.

1980 - JOE STRUMMER of the CLASH was arrested at a Hamburg, West Germany, show after smashing his guitar . . . OVER THE HEAD OF AN AUDIENCE MEMBER!!!

1980 - Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox released "The Empire Strikes Back".

1994 - MARION BARRY announced that he would run for Mayor of Washington, D.C., just three years after serving a jail sentence for crack possession.  HE WON!!!

1999 - SUSAN LUCCI FINALLY won a Daytime Emmy for Best Actress, after losing 18 years in a row.  Susan Lucci is still Erica Kane on "All My Children" unitl September..and then the show gets the ax.

2006 - "Charmed" went off the air after a pretty impressive EIGHT SEASONS on the WB.

2008 David Cook won the seventh season of "American Idol."

 

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History May 20, 2013 :Cher !!!

Cher - 67  STAR SHOWBIZ  LEGEND!! (The face, body and voice that ushered countless confused, hairless twink boys into womanhood and total GAYDOM!.)

Busta Rhymes - 41

 Timothy Olyphant - 45  was Handsome Seth Bullock on "Deadwood".

Mindy Cohn - 47  Cute chubby Natalie on "The Facts of Life". Here's a concept to wrap your head around:  There was a time when Mindy Cohn and George Clooney workedtogether . . . and Mindy was the bigger star.

 BRONSON PINCHOT - 54  He is, was and always will be "Balki" on "Perfect Strangers" and the gay artsy dude from Beverly hills Cops..remember?

 Jane Wiedlin - 55  Sexy Go-Go's guitarist and "Surreal Life" superstar.

Ron Reagan Jr. - 55

  Dave Thomas - 64  NOT the really dead Wendy's guy.  This is the Dave Thomas who did the Bob & Doug McKenzie bit with Rick Moranis.

Joe Cocker - 69   WTF? He's always looked 67 .Baddest hit:  His cover of the Beatles' tune "With A Little Help From My Friends", the theme to "Wonder Years". 

Anthony Zerbe - 77  (Councillor Hamann in "The Matrix Reloaded".  He was also Teaspoon on "The Young Riders" and he WAS the mad scientist in "KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK"!!!) 

Cindy McCain - 59  ( blonde two faced bitch/wife of John McCain.  She's 18 years younger than him. and duped the gay communuity by pretending to be for gay marriage. GOP Shill.

James Stewart 5/20/1908 - 7/2/1997

Dolly Madison 5/20/1768 - 7/12/1849 American wife of President James Madison and cupcakes.

1506 - CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS died penniless inSpain.

1861 North Carolina voted to secede from the Union.

1927 - CHARLES LINDBERGH took off from New York in "The Spirit Of St. Louis" in his attempt to become the first person to fly NON-STOP ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.  He landed safely at Le Bourget Airfield in Paris, France and was awarded a $25,000 prize.

1932 - AMELIA EARHART took off from Newfoundland and headed for Ireland.  She landed at Londonderry 15 hours later making her the FIRST WOMAN to fly across the Atlantic by herself. they should come out with Luggage named after her!

1971 - Three drunken fans at a Cubs game decided to beat up CHICAGO singer PETER CETERA because they thought his HAIR WAS TOO LONG.  ( Cetera lost four teeth and needed five hours of surgery.

1988 - Ron Howard's "WILLOW" was released . . . starring VAL KILMER and 3-foot-6 former Ewok WARWICK DAVIS!!!

1989 - GILDA RADNER died in Los Angeles of ovarian cancer at age 42. she is SO MISSED

1993 - Ninety-three million people watched the FINAL EPISODE OF "CHEERS".  JAY LENO did the "Tonight Show" live from "The Bull & Finch", the real-life Cheers.  Most of the Cheers gang was wasted and f*cked up.

1998 - FRANK SINATRA was laid to rest.

1998 - TOMMY LEE started serving a six-month sentence for felony spousal abuse.  Yet to this day, PAMELA ANDERSON still lets him pummel her from time to time with his oversized drumstick of love.

2000 - JUNKIE SCOTT WEILAND married his "second" true love, Mary Forsberg.  Somehow, they're still together.  They're getting divorced-JA

2009 Suspended NFL star Michael Vick was released after 19 months in prison for running a dogfighting ring.

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5 snappy dressed guys who call themselves FRUITS ..hawking A gospel Album just SCREAMS  "Marcus Bachman rejects.."

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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History May 19, 2013 : Grace Jones - Pete Townshend - Nora Ephron

Shooter Jennings - 34  (He played his dad, Waylon Jennings, in "Walk the Line" . . . and was lucky enough to schtupp "Sopranos"  Drea de Matteo in real life and make her pregnant.)

Dario Franchitti - 40  (Race car driver who somehow landed Ashley Judd.)

Jenny Berggren - 41  (LEAD singer of Ace of Base!  She saw the sign!)

Dusty Hill - 63  (ZZ Top)  (He's one of the guys with the long beards.  Ironically, the only member believe it or not WITHOUT a beard is . . . FRANK BEARD. WHO knew?

Archie Manning - 64  (Former NFL quarterback, and father of Peyton and Eli Manning.

GRACE JONES - 65  (Way before madonna and GAGA started copying her..she WAS the first and Original Artsy pop singer.)

Pete Townshend - 68  (Internet Porno Crusader from The Who.)

Peter Mayhew - 69  (CHEWBACCA!!!)

David Hartman (TV personality) is 78 Currently hosts shows on the History Channel

Jim Lehrer (PBS newscaster) is 79 Also an acclaimed author

Andre The Giant - (1946 - 1993)  (WWF legend and BEER DRINKING legend.  Apparently he once drank 119 12-ounce beers in six hours that's damn near 20 beers an hour.)

Nora Ephron - (May 19, 1941 – June 26, 2012) would have been 72  (Writer/Director of "Sleepless in Seattle" and "You've Got Mail" and that gawd awful piec of crap BEWITCHED movie)

Nicole Brown Simpson - Should've been 53  (1959 - 1994)

Joey Ramone - (1951 - 2001)

Malcolm X 5/19/1925 - 2/21/1965 American black militant leader

Ho Chi Minh 5/19/1890 - 9/2/1969

1536 - KING HENRY THE 8TH had his second wife, ANNE BOLEYN, BEHEADED after she was convicted of adultery and incest with her brother.

1911 - The first American criminal was convicted based on FINGERPRINT EVIDENCE.  A man named Crispey was sentenced to six months in jail after police found his fingerprints on the window of a store that had been burglarized.

1926 - THOMAS EDISON spoke on the radio for the first time.  He was handed a microphone during a dinner of the National Electric Light Association in Atlantic City.  He said, "I don't know what to say, this is the first time I ever spoke into one of these things.  Good night."

1962 Actress Marilyn Monroe performed a sultry rendition of "Happy Birthday" for President John F. Kennedy during a fund-raiser at New York's Madison Square Garden.

1970 - AL GORE married TIPPER AITCHESON.  Today would have been their 41th anniversary . . . but NOPE! they SPLIT!

1976 - KEITH RICHARDS crashed his Bentley into a highway divider in a town 50 miles north of London.  Shockingly, police took various "SUBSTANCES" from his vehicle, and Keith Richards was charged with possession of cocaine and marijuana. GASP SHOCK AND AWE i tell you! 

1992 - DAN QUAYLE spoke out against the growing number of unwed mothers in our country.  He said that the TV character MURPHY BROWN was a bad role model.  then had a potato.. 

1992 Mary Jo Buttafuoco was shot and seriously wounded in Massapequa, N.Y., by her husband Joey's teenage lover, Amy Fisher.

1994 - JACQUELINE KENNEDY ONASSIS died of "non-Hodgkin's lymphoma" cancer at the age of 64.

1997 - NAUGHTY MARV ALBERT was accused of biting a woman on the back 15 times in a hotel room in Arlington, Virginia, AND forcing her to give him fellatio!!!  Marv Albert pleaded guilty to assault and battery, and in return, prosecutors dropped the charge of forcible sodomy.   

2005 "Revenge of the Sith," the final chapter of the "Star Wars" saga, opened in movie theaters.

2010 President Barack Obama condemned Arizona's crackdown on illegal immigration and pushed instead for a federal fix.

 

Powerball jackpot of $600,000,000 won by a person in Florida

there is some lucky old bastard at Leisure world...or in a Cuban Restaurant..