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When aliens are blowing shit up and Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are no where in sight, who you gonna call to save you from the hoardes of extraterrestrial terrorists? The Center for Disease Control (while helpless in the face of a zombie apocolypse) suggests that in the event of an alien invasion, you should rely less on your ability to sucker punch those martian mo-fos and MORE on Our Lady of the Gaga.
In case of an alien invasion, do not attempt to save humankind all by yourself. If an alien asks you to take it to your leader, buy yourself some time by showing it a Lady Gaga music video and dial 9-1-1 while it watches. In the event an international strike force by our world’s greatest celebrity action heroes cannot prevail against the alien fleet, then…well…might as well just sit back and relax with another good disaster movie as you wait for our new alien overlords to tell us what to do.
When we are invaded and turned into meat sacks for the consumption of a superior race, I'm certainly going to pull out my best Mother Monster inspired looks to help me escape subjugation.
Not only does the CDC have suggestions for the impending galactic menace, they also cover other basic survivalist topics: earthquakes, blizzards and that ever pesky volcano that seems to want to pop up in the middle of a populated metropolis. Take a read over at their blog for answers to these and other burning questions, like "What is that burning and why is it only when I pee?"
With all the ups and downs surrounding the Academy Awards this year, the last thing they want is to turn their star-studded fasion freak show into a, well... freak show.
After word got out that "Dictator" creator Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to attend the awards fest as his most recent character (and not as himself, representing Best Picture nominee Hugo), the Academy was quick to the defense when rumors of Cohen's banning began to circulate:
"We haven't banned him," an Academy spokesperson tells The Hollywood Reporter. "We're just waiting to hear what he's going to do."
Still, the Academy is making it clear that Cohen is not welcome to use the red carpet as a platform for a promotional stunt for his upcoming movie The Dictator...
Appearing on the Today Show, Admiral General Aladeen (Cohen's The Dictator character) had a few choice words not only for the Academy, but for America as well, plus some extra props to host Billy Crystal.
"I am OUTRAGED at being banned from The Oscars by the Academy Of Motion Pictures Arts and Zionists.”
He adds, "While I applaud the academy for taking away my right to free speech ... I warn you that if you do not lift your sanctions and give me my tickets back by 12 PM on Sunday, you will face unimaginable consequences!"
Hopefully these consequences don't include appearing on the Red Carpet in a mankini made popular by Cohen's previous character and film-star Borat. If his hair and beard are any indication, I'm sure his man bits would look something along the lines of two plums dressed as Treasure Trolls for Halloween.
But Cohen, not shy to push the bar, may still have something up his sleeve. Will he let the Academy "dicate" the Dictator? I'll have to watch on February 26th to see!
will this make you watch? as much as I love Janet's music..she's VERY BORING and I have to always turn the volume up just to hear what the hell she is saying cuz she's basically mumbles... (unlike jermaine..)
REVENGE is my new WEDNESDAY NIGHT FAVE! and...Yes "Revenge" fans, Emily Thorne and Daniel Grayson are dating in real life, although unlike their characters who are already engaged after just months of dating ( ya know like those KUNtrashians), a source tells the US magazine "it's not serious" between the two, but "they hang out every night."
Us Weekly reports that an on-screen romance is moving off screen, as Emily VanCamp and Josh Bowman are Hollywood's newest couple
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