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Mom arrested for passing drugs to jailed son with a big Wet French kiss!

A mother's love knows no bounds, but Kimberly Margeson's love for her son may have shown no boundaries...with the slip of her tongue! Yeap.. Momma says I kiss the best!

He never gave his mom any lip — though now he's accused of giving her tongue. According to a Yates County, N.Y., Sheriff's Department report, Kimberly Margeson, 54, was visiting her 30-year old son in jail when she passed her drug stash on to him in the most loving way possible: with an openmouthed kiss. The devoted mom reportedly had two Oxycodone painkiller pills in her mouth and slipped them to her boy while they smooched. Both were hit with misdemeanors for promoting prison contraband; Margeson was arrested on a felony drug count but is out on $2,000 bail. [Source]

Former Tennessee Vice-Mayor Arrested For Drive-By Masturbation and hanging his Penis out the window

Moma..Look there's a dick going 90mph!!! and... Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

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Hearings have begun for the former Vice-Mayor of a Tennessee town accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

William Blakely, 30, was arrested in February after another driver claimed he had "fondled himself" and tried to get her to lift up her shirt while he was driving next to her, the Bristol Herald Courier reported.

The woman also noted that the man was "looking directly at her and smiling as he drove," according to a police report obtained by the Times News.

Florida Woman Poops in strangers yard and then Cleans up in their Pool! ( yeap..FLORIDUH!!!!)

A Florida woman was arrested for dropping the kids off before going to the pool -- she took a poop in a stranger's yard and then cleaned off with a skinny dip.

 

my Cootch was dirty

 

Cheryl Beauchamp was busted after the homeowner spotted her on a surveillance camera that was trained on his yard. When cops arrived, the 35-year-old told them that she only took the dip because she didn't have anyplace to stay and she needed a bath. And she needed a bath because she was on her way to an appointment with President Obama.

 

Beauchamp also told officers that she wanted to go to jail -- a request they granted by charging her with burglary and criminal mischief.

Source: WKMG

Tennessee Redneck Father Tries to Sell Daughter to Bail Out Girlfriend for $1500 Bucks

A man in Kingsport, Tennessee is accused of trying to sell his six-year-old daughter to raise bond money to free his jailed girlfriend. 

 

Shawn Wayne Hughes, 32, was charged with illegal payments in connection with placement of a child as well as drug possession. His 27-year-old girlfriend, Jessica April Carey, had been arrested for child abuse and neglect. Carey’s grandmother, who is the great-grandmother of Hughes’ and Carey’s two children, contacted police.

 

Authorities say while they were at the grandmother’s home, they monitored her conversation with Hughes on speakerphone. He told her that he would sign away custody of his daughter if she gave him $1,500. Police instructed her to take the offer, and arrested him when he arrived.

 

Hughes isn’t the first to try and swap his kids for cash. In 2011, a woman in Washington was accused of trying to sell her newborn inside a Taco Bell for $500. That same year, a Delaware mother allegedly attempted to sell her infant for $15,000 so she could take her other two kids on a trip to Disney World. (Huffington Post)

Grand Slammed at Denny's! Couple arrested with only $8 racks up Denny's bill, asks other customers to pay

YEAP... FLORIDAAAAAAAA!   A Florida couple ended up in the slammer after refusing to pay for their Grand Slam breakfasts -- and threatening fellow patrons for not forking over any dough to help.

Lisa Marie Antonucci, 41 (Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office / March 26, 2013)

 

Lisa Marie Antonucci and Leonard Patrick Baker settled in at a Denny's in Lake Worth and proceeded to hoover down about $35 worth of chow, but when the check came, they were able to produce only about eight bucks between them. They stood up and asked for donations to help them out of the jam, but when no one came forward, they grew loud and threatening -- then bolted for the exit.

 

By that time, a manager had called cops, who arrived while the pair were still in the parking lot. And here's a shocker -- officers found that they'd stolen the restaurant's silverware on their way out.

Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel