Ya just can't make this shit up!
A pimp in Portland, Oregon convicted of assaulting a man was sentenced to 100 years in prison and says Nike is partly to blame.
Sirgiogiro Clardy is suing Nike because the shoe maker never provided an adequate warning about the potential for injuries caused by using them as deadly weapons. He was wearing Air Jordans when he kicked and stomped on the face of a man he claims owed him money.
Clardy claims that Nike should be liable for the extent of his victim's injuries and his resulting 100-year prison sentence. He's seeking $100-million and also wants Nike to be required to affix labels to its shoes warning of the potential dangers of using them to stomp on people's faces. (The Oregonian)