A South Carolina woman found out exactly what happens when pigs fly – especially when they fly in the direction of co-workers with a short temper.
The unidentified woman, a worker at a hog processing plant, ended up getting stabbed in the neck after she allegedly hucked a pig's stomach in the direction of Johnette Brown, who had a gut feeling she'd have to retaliate. Brown jabbed the victim with a pair of scissors used on the processing line before fleeing the plant – and being arrested at her home.
The victim insisted Brown acted without provocation, and said there were no innards in the room – a story that an eyewitness confirmed. (UPI)