Obviously this Jail didn't ask this guy to spread his cheeks and dial Direct..
An ex-con was busted for stealing an iPhone when it started ringing — while stashed up his butt in a holding cell at the West Village station house, sources told The Post yesterday.
Trent Patterson, 47, had initially been arrested for allegedly burglarizing the trendy Ted Baker clothing boutique in the Meatpacking District at around 5:50 a.m. Friday, along with four other suspects, the sources said.
A food vendor had spotted the five allegedly going in and out of the shop with armfuls of clothing and accessories. The vendor called cops, and all five suspects were quickly nabbed.
Then, as Patterson was in a holding cell at the Sixth Precinct station house, a 27-year-old man whose iPhone had been swiped used an app to track the device, according to the sources.
The victim, who was at the station house to report the theft, called his phone — and heard the ring coming from Patterson in a nearby cell.
When an officer confronted Patterson, the career criminal admitted that he’d hidden the phone up his butt and retrieved it, the sources said.
Patterson was charged with criminal possession of stolen property for filching the iPhone 5 and burglary for the clothing heist. Patterson has served four stints in state prison dating back to 1991, mostly for robbery. He was being held in lieu of $50,000 bond after his arraignment yesterday in Manhattan Criminal Court.
so the whole world knows you have a giant PINK DILDO...
Thank you, random Bostonian being interviewed by the BBC about the bombing suspects, thank you for bringing a small amount of joy into this horrible day.
Without you, today would have been entirely free of awkwardly placed dildos, or possibly giant pink joke water bottles, and we would have no one to laugh at. But you, you noble bastard, you have given us someone to mock, someone to laugh at, and something to help us momentarily forget the horrors of this week. Thank you, you awkward little weirdo. Thank you.
yes ...When CBS News broke into programming on Thursday morning to air live coverage of an interfaith service in honor of Boston Marathon bombing victims, many took to Twitter to voice their frustration that "The Price is Right" was interrupted. WEll a bunch of millenials..who probaly watch the Kuntrashians- Jersey SHore- buck wild and other other mindless entertainment.... China on the other hand jsut sits back and waits.
A father and son in Tennessee didn't just put up a squawk when a fast food place messed up their chicken wing order – they pulled out an AK-47 and threatened to shoot up the place!
Antonius Hart Senior and Antonius Hart Junior drove off with their order, but when they got home, they found that there were some pieces missing, so they returned – with a piece of their own. The cashier offered to hand over the wings that the men had been shorted, but the elder Hart demanded some extra chicken to make up for the gas they burned on their way back to complain.
After they brandished the gun, a manager called cops, who placed both men under arrest. One customer said, "I guess in this area, people don't play about their food." (Huffington Post)
A mother's love knows no bounds, but Kimberly Margeson's love for her son may have shown no boundaries...with the slip of her tongue! Yeap.. Momma says I kiss the best!
He never gave his mom any lip — though now he's accused of giving her tongue. According to a Yates County, N.Y., Sheriff's Department report, Kimberly Margeson, 54, was visiting her 30-year old son in jail when she passed her drug stash on to him in the most loving way possible: with an openmouthed kiss. The devoted mom reportedly had two Oxycodone painkiller pills in her mouth and slipped them to her boy while they smooched. Both were hit with misdemeanors for promoting prison contraband; Margeson was arrested on a felony drug count but is out on $2,000 bail. [Source]
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